penthouse
Explore the vintage erotic world of Penthouse magazine, created by master of erotica Bob Guccione.
A Dirty Christmas Dolly
All I could remember about the night of Christmas Eve was that it was terribly cold at first, but then I woke up in the most peculiar place, under someone’s decorated Christmas tree, wearing nothing but a red bikini!
The art of self-reflection in relationships
Self-reflection is the process of examining one's thoughts, feelings, and behaviors with a view to gaining insight and understanding. In the context of relationships, self-reflection can be a powerful tool for improving communication, resolving conflicts, and deepening intimacy. In this article, we will explore the art of self-reflection in relationships and provide strategies for cultivating self-awareness and using it to strengthen our connections with others.
Rajveer Digital MarketerPublished about a year ago in Filthy10 Proven Ways to Increase your Google Ads Performance now.
Introduction Google Ads (formerly known as Google AdWords) is a powerful advertising platform that allows businesses to reach their target audience through search engine results pages, display networks, and video advertising. With the right strategy, Google Ads can help businesses increase brand awareness, drive more traffic to their website, and generate more leads and sales.
max williePublished about a year ago in Filthy5 Factors That Affect Prostate Gland Size and What You Can Do About It
The prostate gland is a small, muscular organ located in the male reproductive system, just below the bladder. Its main function is to produce and secrete a fluid that makes up a significant portion of semen. The normal size of the prostate gland varies depending on a man’s age and overall health. However, certain factors can cause the prostate gland to become enlarged, leading to conditions such as benign pro static hyperplane (BPH) or even prostate cancer. In this article, we will discuss five factors that can affect prostate gland size and what you can do to address them.
The Role of Diet and Exercise in Preventing or Managing an Enlarged Prostate
The prostate gland is an important part of the male reproductive system, but as men age, it can become enlarged, leading to conditions such as benign prostatic hyperplasia (BPH) or even prostate cancer. While age is the most significant risk factor for an enlarged prostate, other factors such as genetics, medical conditions, and medications can also contribute to the condition. In this article, we will discuss the role of diet and exercise in preventing or managing an enlarged prostate.
Uno Stripping Game- aka Strip Uno
Strip Card Game for Adults- Strip Uno We are going to talk about how to play two different versions of Strip Uno. Rather, we are going to talk about the two possible rounds that can be played. The first round will be the typical stripping game. The second round is one that could be called the "swingers" round. That's where the real naughty happens. So, if this has your attention then read on.
Timothy A RowlandPublished about a year ago in FilthyUno Drinking Game
How to Play the Uno Drinking Game Uno drinking game is played just like the regular card game, Uno but with one added bonus: drinking. Opinions vary on the rule of taking just one card or more than one when drawing from the deck to lay down for your turn. Other than that, the game is actually very simple. Obviously, this game involves alcohol so be sure that everyone playing is old enough to drink. Also, be mindful of who you are playing this game with. In other words, only play with people you can trust. It is also important to remember that "alcohol poisoning" is a thing. Be aware of your condition and the dangers of drinking too much.
Timothy A RowlandPublished about a year ago in FilthyYou Bet Your Ass
What Is This Adult Game? This is going to be a short one to explain. You can play this as a sexy couple's game, or as an all-out party or swingers’ game. The concept is as simple as any game can possibly get...
Timothy A RowlandPublished about a year ago in FilthyStrip and Swinger Marco Polo Game
Most of us played Marco Polo as a kid at some point. Well, there is a great way to turn this classic game into "Strip Marco Polo" or even "Swinger Marco Polo" and learn to love this game all over again.
Timothy A RowlandPublished about a year ago in Filthy- Top Story - November 2022
Cheesecake Photography: What can we learn from the origins of the Pin-Up?
Bob Guccione’s first foray into the business of erotic entertainment was not the publication of the first issue of British Penthouse in March 1965. Before he was a maverick and titan of publishing, Bob was “Robert Gucci,” a purveyor of cheesecake photos to customers around the world. His market included prisoners, government officials, and everyone in between.
OG CollectionPublished about a year ago in Filthy Skip the Games Shakespeare
Romeo, Romeo, where is my Romeo? Are you in my inbox? Or my recent call list? Maybe in my DM. Hey, maybe I have it all wrong; can I find you under my bed? Behind my shower curtain? Tucked down behind my car? I must find you; For who is Juliet without her beloved Romeo? Scccrrraattchhh!!!! Kill the music, everybody duck down, and please for the love of God somebody call 911! We have to let them know that if you feed these guys after midnight or add water, they multiply! All of a sudden it’s: 🎶one little, two little, three little perverts, four little, five little, six Little perverts, seven little, eight little, 9 little perverts, 10 little pervert men!! 🎶 Ok. So today, like most days was nothing shy of a circus; an all around shit show. The start of my day was like most, shower, hair, makeup.. Get dressed up to get undressed…Deal with jealous, paranoid man in prison, while stressing about everything. What is it about this line of work that attracts very confident men then turns them into paranoid schizophrenic mental patients? I mean, Jimity fucking crickets, as if dealing with multiple personalities from various clients day to day isn’t bad enough, I’m privileged with multiple personalities from one seriously obsessed husband; there seems to never be a quiet, peaceful moment. After the morning “Man-tantrums”, In comes a vicious cycle of “Attention Deprived Insecurity Induced Drama”. I should just go ahead and have this shit medically and mentally classified as ADIID. I should probably call in Dr. Phil and have everyone begin calling me “Nikki Whoa” because testing my gangster this early in my day makes me want to say “‘Yo, catch me outside”! As I have stated before, Im a unicorn in a sea of horses. A constant fight for survival with only two directions to run; Work smarter not harder or be dumber and slumber. Methodical and strategical; tactical and practical. To succeed In a disaster induced atmosphere, one must be prepared to stay ten steps ahead of everyone in her path. This is an acquired skill, one that doesn’t come as standard issue on the various “treats” that are littered across the adult classifieds. Drive and determination in addition to goals and a desire to use this industry as a steppingstone for something better, fuels a money-hungry go-getter with the power to overcome any and all obstacles that may stand in her way to success. The secret, is learning to become a very talented actress with a slick tongue and quick wit. Just like a fighter, you find your opponents weakness and pounce on it. You must become a predator and stalk your prey. It’s a dog eat dog world, and I want to eat steak, not kibbles. This business can be extremely lucrative, but you must be willing to step inside the minds of the darkest, creepiest, sex craved maniacs. Beware, treacherous curves lie ahead…. You know, most of these patrons, make this job feel like stealing candy from little babies. It’s wrong, and you know it’s wrong, but having it come so easy is part of the addiction. Ninety percent of these men have something weird about them that makes me feel like I came down with a deadly dose of Anal Glaucoma, (because I sure as hell can’t see my ass dealing with them today). But as the old saying goes, money talks, bullshit walks… So I put on my dummy armor and head for my future migraine. The phone starts to chirp and I embark on my adventure for the day. Will it be candy canes and gum drops or shit roasted wiener dogs? To no surprise, the first caller doesn’t disappoint. He is hopped up on Viagra and old school player confidence. “Rico suave” ends up being “Nico don’t come my way!” and pulls up in a 1995 Buick LeSabre equipped with a spiderwebbed front windshield and broken passenger door handle. As he smiles and shows his nicotine and coffee stained chompers, you get slapped in the face with his overindulgence of Aqua Velva and Stetson. He licks his thumbs and smooths his eyebrows, and steps out of his redneck Cadillac trailing yesterdays fast food wrappers across your driveway. The first thought that crosses your mind? “Hola señor no Habla Inglis” and run back inside to the comfort and safety of your humble abode. Ahhh, wishful thinking. Rent is due, car needs gas, husband needs bond money and the kids need EVERYTHING! It’s kind of like diving into a cold deep swimming pool; hold your nose and pray. Then once Chester-the-Molester’s inside, you feel scraped and burned, disgusting and returned. Ten minutes later, he is cursing at the LeSabre as he has to work to restart it. Then finally, to no avail, he backs out and into the street and relief washes over. Holy shit, I’m sure glad he’s gone! Now back inside to remove his awful stench from you and your surroundings. The day continues with text and phone calls that never cease to amuse me. Just when I think I’ve heard it all some idiot hits my line with something so entertaining, I must screenshot the interaction and share it with whoever will listen. I actually think some of the guys believe that if they try hard enough , they may win an escorts heart over, forever dipping and slipping in her income. I do want to make it clear, not all clients are bad clients. Occasionally one comes along that makes life a little easier; a normal guy. Maybe he’s married, or single, or just likes living alone, but unlike their counterparts, these guys, are much more rare than a unicorn in a sea of horses, they are more like finding an albino alligator in Alaska. If you happen to luck upon this very unusual oddity , then treat him like the valuable ornate being that he is and keep him coming back. These are the special ones I attempt to mold into what I like to call “Sugar Daddy Prospects”. Although these guys tend to be much more clingy and needy than the aforementioned, they provide a safety and comfort unlike anyone else. It’s amazing to have someone to call when things don’t go as planned. It’s like having a “on call boyfriend”. No drama, no headaches, or laundry scattered on the floor. He’s there for your convenience as you are for his. I always prioritize these relationships over my other clients because having someone to call if things get rough is extremely invaluable. They aren’t always generous enough to make them the solo-dolo, but it’s an amazing feeling to not have to sweat small shit and knowing you have a backup plan makes this whirlwind life a little more stable. This industry is extremely profitable and the fast, easy money can be an addiction worse than drugs. For me, it was a curse placed on me at a young age. I saw the glamor and glitz, then got completely lost in a pile of crumpled bills larger then I had ever seen. Very quickly I developed what I like to call “Princess Brat Syndrome” or “PBS”. It’s symptoms include, but are not limited to, snobbish-laughter, uncontrollable whining, spontaneous tantrums, extreme laziness , and a horrible case of “resting bitch face”. The ability to acquire and work a normal job is now out the window. Even when attempted, I am faced with the awful realization that the paycheck i worked so hard for all week could’ve been made in an hour being spoiled and pampered by one of the many suitors lined up to be center of my attention at that time. Fast forward, 20 years, and here I sit, alone in an expensive hotel room, waiting for my miracle. An intelligent mind vanishing into thin air, unable to see the catastrophe that lies ahead. At 41, I’m starting over. I’m in college, I am promoting myself and my brand all over social media and then chasing a dream I’ve had since adolescence. My days are hectic and extremely tight, but my desire to regain confidence in myself continues to be a driving force. I am determined to succeed in becoming a normal, law abiding citizen. Unfortunately though, in my world, you have to shovel a little shit to be able to ride the horse. So, it’s onto the next, I hope for the best, and pray some idiot doesn’t put my patience to the test.
Nicole PostonPublished about a year ago in FilthyA Surprise Threesome With My Mentor
Following our sex in the dark, Craig and I resumed our emails full of sexual fantasies. Our emails and chats became bolder as time passed. We met a couple of times at nature parks, hiking, talking, fucking in the woods, then making love at the lodge. We cradled each other and fell asleep to the sound of the waterfall and hooting owls. As one would cherish a setting sun, we relished every moment spent together in each other's company. We fucked like we needed each other to breathe. We made love like we were nurturing our souls. Slowly, tenderly, and reverently.