food
How food can play into your love life. What foods to use in bed, what foods turn her on, and what foods to avoid.
Best Fruit and Veggie Pick Up Lines
One liners are the bread and butter of those who have very little game or a whole lot of confidence. Despite their natural cheesiness they can often be quite hilarious (and therefore effective). Most of us have heard a few pick up line favorites from “hey girl, do you have a quarter I can borrow, because I promised I’d call my mama when I fell in love” to “did you fall from the sky, because you are an angel” to more inappropriate versions like, “did you spray your pants with Windex, because I can see myself in them.” I know, total barf. However, there are people out there who are convinced they will hook the love of their life with one creative line.
By Jus L'amore10 years ago in Filthy
These Food Porn Photos Will Make You Lose Your Appetite
Food porn is not for the spoiled elite. It is for the luscious lovelies with berry bush and peppery tastes. Like fresh cantaloup, scooped out and filled with cottage cheese, food porn can feel fresh and fulfilling. The French are known to tongue a pepper before cunnilingus and Israelis take a lick on a sliced avocado. The rotten batches are discarded, often on the floor. Steady stems, slightly squeezable, make a great foundation for food porn. The banana is the king of the fruit porn pasture. Slowly peeling off his sheath, the banana exposes itself to the lips of an often green, shiny head of lettuce. Bursting through its skin, the banana fits perfectly with everything from peanut butter to creamy yogurt. Food porn is only a few steps away, from bedroom to kitchen, where a plethora of pleasure begins by opening a door. A refrigerator door opens up to the vast supply of sexual accoutrements for the culinary challenged.
By Lizzie Boudoir10 years ago in Filthy
Do Aphrodisiacs Work?
I made the mistake of reading up on so-called aphrodisiacs, or love potions, after eating a hearty lunch. The portions that gullible people have downed in an attempt to increase sexual prowess would turn innards. Or perhaps you would refer a concoction of dead bees tossed in a bottle with a little liquid, sealed, left to disintegrate for a couple of months, and then shaken well and swallowed. Or would you be tempted by a serving of powdered partridge brains? If I had to drink those mixtures I would be crawling into a sick bed instead of a love bed. Most of the world must agree with me, for these ancient brews have fallen out of favor. Fear not though, mother nature has not let you down, aphrodisiacs abound.
By Lizzie Boudoir11 years ago in Filthy
