How To Hide A Fleshlight Discreetly So Nobody Finds It!

While there's nothing to be embarrassed about, finding the right spot to discreetly stash your Fleshlight is a smart move. Consider places like closets, under your bed, in your hamper, and more.

Top Spots to Conceal Your Fleshlight

There could be several reasons why you'd want to keep your Fleshlight under wraps, like privacy, hygiene, accessibility, or personal preferences. This article aims to spark your creativity in finding the perfect hideaway for your Fleshlight, along with some key considerations to bear in mind.

In Plain Sight

Fleshlights are crafted to resemble flashlights — hence the clever name — and sometimes, the best spots to hide them are right in front of you.

It might seem bold, but how likely is someone to notice a nondescript item casually resting on a bookshelf?

Who's going to bat an eye at a simple black container in a cabinet full of toiletries?

Why not toss it in with your other flashlights in the emergency preparedness kit? (Some might argue a Fleshlight could be an emergency essential.)

Granted, this approach is a tad riskier if you're dead set on keeping your Fleshlight a secret. It might lead to more explaining than you bargained for. There's also the risk that someone stumbling upon it might take it out of its container and put it back without you knowing. This just underscores the importance of giving your toys a good clean before using them.

Your Closet

The closet is an obvious choice, given its inherent privacy and association with personal space.

If you're anything like me, finding anything in there would require a team of detectives.

For your exclusive closet, stash the Fleshlight in a tidy box or bag, tucked away in a remote yet accessible spot—out of reach for any nosy cats you might have prowling around.

Closets are fantastic because they offer both accessibility and privacy. However, it gets a bit trickier in shared spaces. If you're sharing a closet, store the Fleshlight in a clean bag inside a shoebox. Your roommate, partner, or even your feline friend will be none the wiser.

Under Your Bed

Stashing your Fleshlight under the bed offers similar perks to hiding it in the closet.

If you're not sharing a bedroom but share a closet, this might be the go-to option.

However, if you share a bed, things could get a bit tricky. Beds don't have clearly defined spaces like closets, so if you're aiming for stealth, this may not be the best call.

Ensure your Fleshlight is securely wrapped if you opt for this spot. You definitely want to dodge any dust settling on or inside your toy. A shoebox under the bed can be a clever way to keep your toy hidden while protecting it from the dust bunnies below.

In A Toolbox

Fleshlights rock a basic flashlight look, and thanks to their simple appearance, no one's likely to raise an eyebrow if they spot one inside a toolbox.

(Unless, of course, someone decides to use it as an actual flashlight...)

On the flip side, if you're the household handyman and your toolbox is your domain, it could be the perfect spot to stash your favorite tool—your own tool.

In A Drawer

Depending on your home setup, a Fleshlight can easily find a discreet spot in a drawer, remaining conveniently within reach when the moment calls.

A "junk drawer" could be ideal, given the toy's resemblance to a regular flashlight—although it might get tricky if you live with folks who mistake it for the real deal.

Other Drawers Of Interest™ that might work for hiding your Fleshlight include:

• Nightstand drawer
• Underwear drawer
• Bathroom drawer
• Entertainment center drawer
• Desk drawer

Just a heads up, if you're in a shared living situation, the drawer you choose for Fleshlight storage should probably be one that's for your eyes only.

In Your Checked Bag

For those who've traveled with sex toys, we've all had that moment of dread when a TSA agent eyes our carry-on for a "suspicious-looking object."

That's why I'd recommend stowing your Fleshlight in your checked bag during travels.

The downside here is that if your bag goes AWOL, so does your Fleshlight.

Imagine being on vacation without your favorite toy—we wouldn't wish that on anyone.

In Your Safe

If you're really, REALLY keen on keeping your Fleshlight out of sight, consider stashing it in a safe.

The upside is that it'll be super secure and genuinely concealed.

The downside is that it becomes less easily accessible, and if you're anything like me, you might just forget the combination.

Up High

Hiding your Fleshlight on a high shelf, preferably in a closet or pantry, is a solid option for those seeking a reliable hiding spot, especially if you happen to be taller than everyone else.

This works exceptionally well if you live solo and just want to ensure it stays concealed from casual guests or overnight visitors.

Things might get a bit tricky if you share your living space since shelves are often shared real estate.

In that case, pick a shelf on your side of the closet or position it high in your bedroom, perhaps next to a leafy plant that provides a bit of cover if you have housemates.

In The Hamper

Let's emphasize this: if you opt for this choice, ENSURE your Fleshlight is stored in a clean, dry, sealed container before tucking it away with your dirty laundry.

Once that's sorted, placing your Fleshlight in your personal hamper is kind of the perfect hiding spot, especially if you live with others and handle your own laundry.

No one is likely to snoop through your dirty laundry (and if they are, you've got bigger problems than where to hide your Fleshlight).

However, this doesn't work if your parents handle your laundry, you share laundry duties with a partner or roommate, have a housecleaner, or if anyone besides you deals with your laundry.

Using a bag instead of a basket is ideal, making it less obvious after laundry day—when only the Fleshlight remains at the bottom.

In Your Trunk (With Caveats)

Note: This is ONLY a viable option if you live in a climate that never gets too hot or too cold, as extreme temperatures (of any kind) can damage the materials.

As with most other hiding places, you'll need to put the Fleshlight in a clean container first.

Then, stash it in your trunk for safekeeping.

This option is great because it allows you to travel easily with your Fleshlight and provides you with a handy activity if you need to kill some time in your car.

On the flip side, it's not very convenient to clean a Fleshlight on the road. If you're really on top of it, you can keep a travel-size sex toy cleaner and some paper towels ready to go in your dashboard.

Before You Hide Your Fleshlight (Things To Consider)

Regardless of where you stash your Fleshlight, ensure it's kept in a cool, dry place, shielded from direct sunlight to maximize its lifespan.

Keep it well-covered and away from any dust, debris, or curious animals that might want to inspect it.

Also, remember to let the Fleshlight completely dry before concealing it; otherwise, you'll end up with a moldy, mildewy toy that you'll have to toss, and nobody wants that.

Closing Thoughts

There are countless creative spots to hide your Fleshlight if hiding it is a must.

We hope this article sparks your creativity and encourages you to devise your own clever hiding spots—because there are plenty of them out there (so your Fleshlight won't be).