How to avoid clingy girls on tinder?

Ok, Ok .. So I may have a wife and a two year old kid, but why shouldn't I please myself and have a bit of fun on Tinder? Well, well this was my original thought when I signed up for Tinder. Obviously I didn't share the news with my wife.

No doubt I would get million of matches... Every woman falls in love with me. To my surprise I didn't get as many matches as I have expected, so I decided to adapt my age I lost 15 years. I am now 29 as a result. Apparently the photos weren't good enough, so my mates recommended to select some fake ones from the internet (this way my wife could not find out about my new hobby). I decided to select a photo of the Indian prince playing polo.

I got a decent one with a stunning 21-year old. I thought it would make it too complex to tell her about my wife and kid. So I thought I better come up with a good story to impress the girl. So I wondered what do girls like. I figured they fall for money and horses as I shared the information my family owns 400 horses and I am an Investment Banker. She fell for it ;-)

Unfortunately, she had to return to her home country after a few dates, just before I could close the deal. I knew she would return and what I liked about her was that she was a challenge (I love good challenges). We kept in touch until she came back.

I thought she was not the only one hard to get, so I have ghosted her for six weeks after her arrival. It worked out very well. She messaged me on tinder and snapchat.. she was keen, I got her where I wanted her to be.

Obviously we went on a coupe of more dates and I got what I wanted. And that's where it started to go down. She became demanding and clingy and asked for unreasonable things like my phone number. So I gave her my business number and she called it.

This was becoming a problem as I didn't want to give up my hobby, but I also couldn't lose my wife as we share a business, so would be impossible plus I like my wife.

Apparently the girl's birthday arrived and I said I would celebrate with her, but I also promised I would look after my kid. So as I took my kid out for a walk in the city. Oh my god, I ran into her... I tried telling her it was my friend's kid but I was still in my business suit, so I am not sure she believed it. Later on she bombed me with questions until I admitted I had a kid and I was married, but only on paper and we are only living together but I assured her we were not a couple anymore as I wanted to keep up my hobby.

I didn't hear from her after this point, so I thought it might be better to have a simpler arrangement to continue my hobby. Hookers.