Everything you need to know about 8 penis types — and how to deal with them

We all know what a man wears in his pants. But even if it’s an ordinary reproductive organ, there are various potential surprises and difficulties lurking behind the fly.

Fortunately, some of the most common peculiarities of the male sexual organ can be categorized. Big or fat, moody or shy, we’ll tell you what penis types are out there, and how you should literally handle them.

What are the different types of penises?

At the end of the day, all or at least most penises are the same, their functioning is well known and does not vary from a biological or medical point of view. And yet there are individual differences that, as superficial as they may seem, make big differences in handling.

1. what is a blood penis?

It sounds a bit unappetizing. In other words, it is a penis with enormous growth potential. In other words, it looks rather small when it is not erect. However, when it swells, it can reach an impressive size. Rule of thumb: If his erect penis is at least twice as big as the flaccid one, he is the owner of a blood penis. But even 3 times the size is possible. So never conclude from the unexcited man to the excited one!

About 80 percent of German men carry around a blood penis. In terms of length, the blood penis is in no way inferior to the flesh penis. In the erect state, the flesh penis has no advantage. Only in saunas and communal showers do men with blood penises lose out. This also explains why 29 percent of men find it uncomfortable to show their penis in the sauna when women are present, according to the results of our survey.

Sex tip: During foreplay, firmly enclose the root of his penis with your fingers . This will make him harder and help him develop his full size. Also, the pressure can help delay his orgasm so he can enjoy sex longer.

2. what is a meat penis?

Not a nice word either. But still, about 20 percent of men in Germany are blessed with a flesh penis, which is almost as big when un-erect as when fully erect. Did you know that flesh penises are more common in warmer regions and blood penises are more common in men who are native to colder climates? The explanation is quite simple: the erectile tissue in the penis is made up of quite a few muscle cells. When it gets cold, these are known to contract. In a warm environment, on the other hand, the erectile tissue is relaxed, allowing more blood to pass through and pumping up the penis. So it’s all a question of genetics.

Sex tip: Making a man with a meat penis happy is pretty easy. If you’re impressed by his magnificent specimen, let him know. A “Wow, that’s big” is guaranteed to get a few extra inches out of his best piece. And touching it helps, of course.

3. When do you talk about a big penis?

When he unpacks, the space suddenly becomes smaller? Okay, then you must have caught a man with a particularly large device. Congratulations! Or is it? A large penis brings not only blessings, but also some pitfalls.

First of all, the bare facts: The average German penis is about 15 cm long when erect and has a circumference of around 12.5 cm. So anything above that is already “big”. By the way, in a European comparison, the French are said to be the best equipped — oh là là …

But it is also a fact that it is not the length of his penis that increases the pleasure factor, but rather its thickness. If his best piece fills the vagina well, the woman experiences sex more intensively. That a large penis has not only advantages is obvious. Pain during sex because the tip of the penis hits the cervix is not uncommon. Here it helps to approach the matter in a relaxed manner and to allow yourself plenty of time for foreplay. If you are relaxed and wet enough, the cervix also relaxes and becomes more stretchy, which in turn makes sex with a very long penis more pleasant.

Sex tip: So that his XXL penis satisfies you optimally, there are some sex positions that are particularly suitable for a large, long penis. Especially recommended are positions in which you retain control. For example, in the riding position. Here you can ideally determine how hard, how deep and at what angle you let the penis penetrate, regardless of whether you are facing him or not.

4. what to do if the man has a small penis?

Don’t worry. Just because his penis is a little shorter, it doesn’t mean that he can’t stimulate you wonderfully. For your information, in order to fall into the category of “small” in the medical sense, the penis must not be longer than 7 cm when erect. Even with this, good sex is possible.

Sex tip: It all depends on the technique. After all, it is the entrance to the vagina that is particularly sensitive, and the G-spot is also relatively close to the vaginal entrance. For a partner with a small penis, sex positions that promote particularly deep penetration and good stimulation of the G-spot are therefore particularly suitable. All possible variations of the doggy position are suitable here, for example.

5. How do I deal with a curved penis?

A curvature of the penis does not have to be a drama at all. Many men are already born with a slight curvature in their pants. As long as the curvature doesn’t bother you during sex and doesn’t cause pain, you should both stay relaxed.

Sex tip: A penis curvature once again invites you to experiment. Try out in which positions the slight curvature might even give you advantages. For example, a penis with a slight upward curve can stimulate your G-spot wonderfully. You can find enough inspiration in our gallery with the 55 hottest sex positions.

What is special about a circumcised penis?

In this country it is rather rare. Did you know that in the USA about 90 percent of men over 20 are circumcised? What belongs in the USA quasi under the category routine intervention, is in Germany rather the exception: One in 5 men is said to be circumcised here. But whether circumcised or not — basically it doesn’t matter! The main thing is that you know how to deal with it.

An important point: The fact is that the glans of a circumcised man is constantly exposed to pressure and friction and thus hardens over time, so to speak. On the other hand, circumcised guys are said to be able to last longer.

Sex tip: Many women wonder how on earth they are supposed to give a man without a foreskin a proper hand job if there is nothing to “push up and down”. Don’t panic. What are lube or massage oils for, for example!!! Especially tricked out: A warming massage oil that smells like strawberry and can even be licked off.

7. What do I have to consider with an uncircumcised penis?

An uncircumcised penis is generally more sensitive than its circumcised counterpart. According to a study by the National Organization of Circumcision and Michigan State University, this is why uncircumcised men should actually get more out of sex. That doesn’t mean you have to handle him with kid gloves (although he might just find that quite awesome).

Sex tip: If he belongs to the particularly sensitive group and comes very quickly, there are various ways to delay the sex a little. So-called cock rings are popular, which are pulled over the penis shaft to the base of the penis in order to slightly accumulate blood. Meanwhile, there are penis rings, for example, with miniature vibrators that simultaneously stimulate the clitoris of the partner.

8. what to do if his penis behaves erratically?

All the types of penis mentioned so far can fall into the “capricious” category. For example, if your partner has an occasional hang-up or constantly comes too early to the shot, the penis shows that he is not a programmable machine, but also just part of a person. In such a situation, your support is the most important thing for him.

However, instead of saying “No problem, I don’t mind at all” (he won’t buy it anyway), the far better answer is: “We’ll just find out the reason together”. It’s actually completely normal. In about 40 percent of men, the penis doesn’t always work the way it’s supposed to, says Joseph Alukal, M.D., associate professor of urology at NYU Langone Medical Center.

Sex tip: In the event that the involuntary quickie becomes the rule and sex thus a fight for every second, the partnership suffers in the long run. No reason to despair, because the simplest remedy — namely talking — is often already the solution, says Dr. Jörg Signerski-Krieger, head of the Outpatient Clinic for Sexual Medicine and Sexual Therapy at the University Medical Center in Göttingen.

No matter what kind of penis he brings into your relationship: In any case, it makes pleasurable sex possible for both of you. With our tips, a little imagination and a lot of desire, you are prepared for just about anything!