Captain Obvious's Guide to Young Adult Sex
Of course, I know what prostitution is, and don't call me Shirley!
Have you been celibate for far too long? Do you feel like only people named Chad are having sex? Do you assign a numerical value to every woman you see? If so, you may consider yourself an involuntary celibate. If you are tired of this lifestyle there are many steps you can take to change. Celibacy can mean different things to different people to some it means a lack of marriage to others it may mean a lack of sexual contact with a partner.
There are certain conditions that have to be present before a person can have sex with someone or marry them. One of the most important is being in the same room with them. If you desire sex or marriage in your future practice being in the same room with other people as often as you can. It doesn't matter if these people will make good sex or marriage partners. Before you learn how to get along with and love your wife or girlfriend you have to learn how to get along with and love people in general. When you are at home with your family try to all watch the same TV show in the same room and take all your meals together. If you live by yourself you can try sitting out on your porch or balcony and practice saying hello to people who walk by. You can ask the passersby how they are doing and even give them compliments.
If you don't have a porch or balcony you can try hanging out at the library or a coffee shop. People don't generally do a lot of talking at the library when they are just in there reading or doing research but there are sometimes educational programs and book clubs where people have meaningful discussions. People in book clubs tend to be female. Asking a person who her favorite author is can be an excellent conversation starter. You don't need to confine starting conversations to people who would make good sex partners or wives. Just practice talking to people.
A great place to be around other people is a church. In some churches, parishioners are encouraged to hold hands and hug each other. Receiving regular nonsexual physical contact can be beneficial to your overall wellbeing. Church-going people are not likely to ridicule you for being a virgin. Most single people who go to church are female. Don't be afraid to go to church if you are not religious. No one is going to force you to get baptized or put a certain amount of money in the collection plate. The most they might ask you to do is stand up and introduce yourself. Practicing introducing yourself will lead to a better social life and more opportunities to find a mate.
There are a great many places you can go to practice being in the same room with and talking to people. A popular place for people who are looking for sex partners is called a nightclub. If you go to a nightclub you don't need particularly good conversation skills. Some of the people there will be drunk and open to foolishness. Do not attempt to have sex with any drunk people, just try to get their phone numbers.
Once you have some phone numbers you can practice calling people and talking to them without being in the same room. Talking on the phone may be easier if you are self-conscious about being awkward. Try not to talk too much, focus on learning about the other person by asking questions and listening intently to the answers. Find out what the person likes to do for fun. Find out if they have single friends or relatives. Learn about their childhood and hopes for the future. After you have gotten to know the person well over the phone, try asking them to go somewhere and have fun with you out in public. After going out and having fun in public a few times you can try asking the person to go somewhere private to have some fun. If the person does not seem open to this idea don't get upset. Continue to go out in public and have fun with that person. Going out and having fun with someone does not have to be a means to an end. You can always ask this person to recommend you to someone who might be open to having fun with you in private.
Be patient. Depending on your physical appearance and social skills you may have to repeat these steps many times before you find someone willing to have fun with you in private, but you are sure to be successful eventually. Everybody wants companionship and there are a lot of people on earth. Women can be just as desirous of sex as men at certain times of the month. Don't give up. Ugly people have sex all the time. Crazy people have sex all the time. Where do you think ugly babies keep coming from. Presumably, your parents aren't much more attractive or sane than you are and they managed to produce you.
If you have been applying these methods for over a year and still haven't gotten to the stage where someone wants to have private fun with you there are alternate methods. If you want to get married you can try a mail-order bride or e harmony. International marriage brokers tend to match American men with women in poorer countries. the websites are similar to dating websites. High-quality dating website like E-harmony offer not only a chance to post and look at profiles but also terrific dating advice.
If you aren't ready for a serious relationship and just want sex there is another alternative and it's legal in parts of Nevada and quite a few countries.