10 Kinky AF V-Day Ideas

Happy Valentine’s Day to all you kinky lovers and lifestyle aficionados out there! I’ve been away for a little bit, but happy to be returning with a list of a few fun ways my little submissive head can think of to make your D-type to smile this Valentine’s Day.

Whether you’re in a 24/7 household or just exploring some kink for fun, take a look at this list and see if any of the ideas fit your specific D/s or Fet dynamic!

1. Make Them breakfast in bed.

What is Their favourite food or drink? Maybe making some quick eggs and bacon and serving Their coffee just how They like it would bring a smile to Their face. Wake up super early (be careful with setting your alarm as to not wake Them up), and quickly whip up some breakfast, presenting it to Them at Their bedside at the appropriate time.

If you’re a little and are NOT allowed to do the cooking, please don’t attempt this one.

2. Be on ‘high protocol’ – on your BEST behaviour!

I’m talking to YOU, little bratty-brat-brats. Whatever protocol that you have set out with your D-type, do it to a “T” and then some. Present all things on your knees without making eye contact – ALL DAY! Cook all their meals for them, clean something around the house, give them a real ‘put Your feet up’ kind of day.

3. (Littles!) Draw some awesome artwork with lots of hearts, or get your CG to download some Valentine’s Day colouring pages for you!

C’mon this would be so cute to get as a present from a little on this special day of love. Pinterest is loaded with a bunch of colouring pages and V-day crafts that are easy for kids, I’m sure you’ll be able to find something fun and easy for little fingers.

4. Order your Dom’s faveourite take-out for lunch without Them asking.

What’s their favourite meal? It’s still a pandemic, so ordering something super yummy off sites like UberEats, SkipTheDishes or DoorDash is a fun and easy way of pleasing your Dom with something They already love, while still being socially distant!

5. Write (or record) some erotica for Them.

There’s nothing humans love more than getting inspired. Write Them something super yummy and mouth-watering to make their imaginations go wild. Are there any kinks or fetishes that you want to explore, but never got the confidence to express your interest in person? Or a sexual fantasy that you don’t want to personally explore, but that turns you on time and time again? This would be a great way to let Them know what those look like.

6. Ask Them what They’d like to do today!

Make today all about Them, what They’d like to do, what type of play They’d like to have, where They’d like to go and what They’d like to eat. Plan a fun itinerary in service!

7. Make a personalized gift listing 100 things you love about Them

Again, Pinterest would have some wonderful inspiration for you. use a deck of cards, a list, a scavenger hunt, a sensory package, but make it creative and let them inspire you!

8. Take some sexy photos and send it to Them throughout the Day!

This goes especially for those subbies who are in a LDR or cannot see their Dominants today. Get all dressed up, makeup and all if that’s what you’re into – and have a little photo/video shoot. Send your Dom something every hour or two.

9. Write Their name on your body before taking photos!

Such a fun way of showing ownership to your D-type – and a fun way to get a little messy! You’d get to dabble in graphoerotica while you’re at it, so definitely a win-win…

10. Create some painted artwork of your body parts

There was a trend going around TikTok a while ago where you paint a canvas black, then paint your backside another colour, and sit on the canvas. Boom! A permanent butt picture! Guaranteed to turn some heads.

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I hope you all create a wonderful and socially-responsible day for your D-types this Valentine’s Day. I wish you all amazing kinky sex, some fun scenes, and day full of celebrating love!