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The Secret Life of Ducks

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By Michael DarvallPublished 12 months ago 1 min read
Top Story - May 2023
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The Secret Life of Ducks
Photo by Robert Gramner on Unsplash

“Order! Order!” quacked Grand-Maester Drake, “We’re h’aware tis a… h’vexed issue.”

“They’ve ‘ad top foragin’ fer weeks,” protested a mallard.

“We need to bulk for migration,” retorted a wood-duck.

The cacophony of dispute resumed, terminating again with cries of, “Order!”.

“I propose,” the Grand-Maester declaimed, “there be h’additional foraging for the wood-ducks, then h’extended foraging for the mallards. H’All in favour.”

A rustle of wings affirmed the motion.

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The gentleman perched on his customary bench, flicking crumbs to the ducks. He couldn’t be certain, but it seemed there were more wood-ducks today. But who could really tell, with ducks.

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Michael Darvall

Quietly getting on with life and hopefully writing something worth reading occasionally.

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  • Dharrsheena Raja Segarran12 months ago

    Lol, this was very creative! Congratulations on your Top Story! I've subscribed!

  • Samya Mohammed12 months ago

    Tips anyone pleasee 🥹🫶❤️

  • Mjawad Raza12 months ago

    excellent and amazing content and best writing focus

  • Dana Stewart12 months ago

    Sweet little duck meeting! Congratulations on your Top Story!

  • Carol Townend12 months ago

    Ha! ha! I love this entertaining piece!

  • Kendall Defoe 12 months ago

    Totally charming...and I know ducks with those accents!

  • J. S. Wade12 months ago

    Mel Blancs voice is ringing in my head. 😂. Awesome story! Congratulations 🥇

  • J. Jay12 months ago

    This made me smile :)

  • JBaz12 months ago

    Cute, a little view into their world. Nice job, congratulations

  • Ahna Lewis12 months ago

    haha, this was creative! Congrats on Top Story!

  • Congratulations on your Top Story💯‼️🎊

  • L.C. Schäfer12 months ago

    This is great! 😁 The way they bustle about, the voice is perfect 😁

  • Kelly Robertson12 months ago

    Ha this is great! I also liked the shift in perspective and the voice you gave the ducks. Well done!

  • Andrei Z.12 months ago

    Good one!

  • Heather Hubler12 months ago

    I loved the shift in perspective. This was a complete joy to read :) A very clever, fun take on the challenge. Congratulations on Top Story!

  • Melissa Ingoldsby12 months ago

    You have a very clever way of telling a story! Ohhh ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️👏👏👏👏👏🎊🎊🎊🤗🤗🤗🦆

  • Dana Crandell12 months ago

    A great read! Congratulations!

  • Donna Renee12 months ago

    Haha!! I loved the visual you created with this 🤣. Excellent story! Congrats 😁

  • A. Lenae12 months ago

    Hah, love this! The immediate change in tone, urgency, and the topic - all of it is spot-on!

  • Kristen Balyeat12 months ago

    Haha! SO GOOD! Love this little story!

  • Billie Whyte12 months ago

    I love this piece! Very clever interpretation and perspective, brilliant work. Congratulations on your top story too!

  • Brenton F12 months ago

    Quack Yes!

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