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The Wall vs. Choppin' Charlie. Top Story - February 2023.
If walls could talk, no one would need to worry about the axe-wielding lunatic on the other side of the door. No one would hear over the competing clamor of voices, but if walls could shout, the four people locked in this shoebox of a room might have a chance of escaping.
By Kiera G 4 years ago in Fiction
Time Traveler
In the year 2135, time travel had become a common occurrence. The discovery of temporal technology had led to a revolution in human civilization, where people could now travel through time and visit any moment in history. However, the dangers of time travel were still present, and a strict set of laws had been put in place to prevent any harm to the timeline.
By Hafsa Hameed4 years ago in Fiction
If Walls Could Talk
If walls could talk, the secrets they would reveal would be enough to fill volumes of books. They would tell stories of love and loss, triumph and tragedy, of the lives that have passed through their doors and the events that have unfolded within their confines. The walls of the old, rundown mansion on the outskirts of town were no different. They had seen everything from the extravagant parties of the wealthy elite to the quiet, solitary lives of the reclusive owners. And they had kept all their secrets close, until one day, they could no longer keep silent.
By Hafsa Hameed4 years ago in Fiction
Unraveling the Depths of "To You I Clutch": A Profound Exploration of Love and Loss
Introduction: "To You I Clutch" is a poem that beautifully encapsulates the emotions of love and loss. Written by an anonymous poet and published on Vocal.media, the poem has garnered a significant amount of attention and admiration from readers around the world. In this article, we aim to explore the depths of this poetic masterpiece, analyzing its structure, themes, and literary devices. We will also discuss how the poem resonates with readers on a personal level and offer our interpretation of the meaning behind the verses.
By Shatrughan Bauri4 years ago in Fiction
Funny Short Stories
The Lost Gift Harsh: "Hey Sameera, have you seen my watch?" Sameera: "Which one?" Harsh: "The expensive one you gave me for our first wedding anniversary."
By Naureen Ikram4 years ago in Fiction
Danger
Detective Sarah Jones was used to dealing with dangerous cases, but this one was different. The murder of a young woman had shaken the small town of Millfield to its core. The killer was still at large, and the fear in the air was palpable.
By vivekanandan4 years ago in Fiction
Byron the Baby Blue Bison Goes Missing
The Heroes of This Galaxy were facing their toughest challenge yet. Lady Shadow Del Mar the breakdancing vegan dog was in the middle of a performance with Raiden the rowdy red ram when a brilliant blind bat flew into Raiden who then bounced into Lady Shadow. They all fell off the stage, knocking down the main support which in turn crushed the sound equipment, which then sparked an explosion that made all of the lights go out. It took a few minutes, but eventually the emergency generator kicked on and there were lights again. Only there was a huge problem. Byron the baby blue bison was missing and they suspected that this incident was set up by the poachers that had been spotted in the area, the real reason they were in this part of the galaxy. They were on a mission to catch those pesky poachers, and now those poachers had taken Byron. Baby blue bison skin was worth a lot in this galaxy and many others, and bison were facing extinction due to the illegal trade. One of their own was in danger now; The Heroes of This Galaxy had to act fast.
By Priestess Ganesa4 years ago in Fiction
The Rise of the Dragon: The Chinese Balloon Invasion of America
Sure, I can expand on the story "The Rise of the Dragon" to reach 900 words. The summer of 2022 was a time of celebration in America, as people came out of lockdown and finally gathered together once again. Festivals and events were taking place all over the country, and it was at one of these gatherings that the first Chinese dragon balloon was spotted.
By The professor_Storyteller 4 years ago in Fiction
Your Place or Mine
Valentine's Day has forced many of us to mourn not only the sad state of our love lives, but the even sadder state of romantic comedies. After a clear shortage, the streamer-driven 90-minute avalanche of meet-cuties was certainly consistent, but consistently underwhelming. There is such laziness. These movies are pumped out by half-sleeping writers and directors and seem to focus on other things.
By Matilda4 years ago in Fiction
Lord Willing and Load Bearing
If walls could talk, ya’ll think fellers would still be in the carpentry trade? That they’d keep building houses, with walls asking about their hammer-swingin' and whatnot? Only women could hold conversation and make a home at the same time. Hell, these good old boys would never even unbutton their trousers again indoors if they heard what I had to say. They’d chatter amongst themselves: “Heard tell that the Hen House walls could talk the hide off a cow, so we don’t care how pretty them girls are. We’ll get our jollies in an open field.”
By A. Lenae4 years ago in Fiction
Whispers from Behind the Walls
The small village where Frank and Alice lived was a peaceful and idyllic place. The villagers lived simple lives, working hard and enjoying the beauty of nature that surrounded them. They were known for their kindness and hospitality, and everyone looked out for each other.
By Karthi7oct4 years ago in Fiction
"The Legacy of Magic"
Once upon a time, in a faraway land, there lived a young prince named Alexander. He lived in a grand castle with his parents, the King and Queen, and his older sister, Princess Isabella. Despite the luxuries that surrounded him, Alexander was not happy. He felt like something was missing from his life and he longed for adventure and excitement.
By MR.Ghost4 years ago in Fiction