Putting A Little Horny Into the "Acrimony"

I just finished watching a movie called “Acrimony” Well, I caught the last 30–40 minutes of the film because I’ve seen the movie in its entirety on more then a few occasions. It’s a Tyler Perry film so you have to take it for what it’s worth. His films have a certain formula to them usually.

His movies go a little something like this: the woman is wronged at the beginning and then she’s righted at the end. Usually, that’s the case but not always especially in the aforementioned film.

This broad, played by the incredibly, beautiful Taraji. P Henson, is cucoo for Cocoa Coco Puffs. The first half of the movie is pretty damn good but the last half of the film leaves more then to be desired.

Matter of fact, there was one way that they could’ve saved the movie big time and it all comes down to one scene in particular. For those that haven’t watched the movie, the movie is about a man in pursuit of his dreams that has a woman who really is supporting him and his lfielong dreams.

Unfortunately, just like many of us who have great aspirations to do whatever, things don’t always go as planned. There are always a few hurdles here and there that you have to jump over before you reach the finish line.

The guy was your protypical genius that had a lot of good ideas that didn’t always work out. Even at times, he would put his own needs ahead of others just so he can follow his calling. The man had more then a few gaffes but that’s how it is sometimes in life.

We would all love to wake up one day and be millionaires and it’s coming. Prosperity and wealth will be there for the taking for us all soon enough just takes a little bit of time.

Now back to the story. The man finally hits it big and his battery takes off so he tries to right all the wrongs he did towards his ex-wife and their family also.

He goes to see her at her job and she wants nothing to do with guy but he apologizes, gives her a big check with lots of zeros at the end, the keys to her mother’s house that he played a role in of helping her lose, and some flowers.

Now it being a Tyler Perry flick, you know he had to go the corny, romantic route with the flowers but that’s not important. What’s important is the scene that happens later. There’s a scene where Taraji’s character pretty much reads her entire family the Riot Act before she goes and sees him.

She visits him at his place which is a building that he always wanted to live in. They have some diagologue. Yadda, yadda, yadda. The best thing about the scene is that Henson is wearing nothing under her coat other then some bra & panties.

His soon-to-be wife walks in and she covers herself up. Now that’s where they really could made the movie into something. Look! All the man had to do was turn that whole situation into a more favorable one for all parties involved.

See you have these two gorgeous, chocolate hunnies who both want you and they’re there at your disposal. Can we say menage-a-trois?! It’s just that simple. Get the action going right there and take these ladies into the shower and have your way with them or even better let them have their way with you.

These next scenes would be filmed with all kinds sulty and salacious acts that would make the Cathouse and Real Sex shows blush. Everybody goes on to be one big happy family after all and you send everybody in the theater home, happy and horny. The real hhh. The End.

Now that’s a hit right there, Tyler. That’s how you write a script, son. #Yourwelcome.