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One Day
One Day: The Journey of a Lifetime If you're looking for an adventure of a lifetime, you need to experience a day that will leave you feeling exhilarated and inspired. One day, where anything is possible, and your dreams become a reality. It's the kind of day that will stay with you for years to come, and that you'll talk about for a lifetime. So, what does a perfect "One Day" look like?
By Shatrughan Bauri4 years ago in Fiction
Stonewalling
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By Stephen A. Roddewig4 years ago in Fiction
If Walls Could Talk...
If walls could talk, Lynne Lining would have been in her element. Well, Lynne was in her element, barking orders. "'Cid! Move that celery over here! Zy! Why haven't you sorted that peanut butter yet? There's more coming down the chute any minute now, and we've got to get this stuff put in the right cells! Let's go!"
By Mack D. Ames4 years ago in Fiction
The Same Four Walls
I've heard the phrase, 'if walls could talk' so many times. It's so ridiculous because we actually do! We just don't talk to the humans who dwell within us. Seeing how scared they become with fictional ghost stories, it never seemed to be a good idea. How boring would our life be if our human moved away in fear and we never got another to entertain us? That doesn't mean we don't have a little fun ourselves. East is the only one of us who has done it. With a view of the hall, East sees when the human is near and sometimes she whispers unintelligible words to see how the human will respond. The rest of us giggle when the human peeks into the room with that fearful hesitation. I think the best laugh we had was when East made squeaking noises and the human thought there was a mouse. If we were a floor we would have been rolling laughing.
By A. Marler4 years ago in Fiction
Sunnyside Academy
“If walls could talk”. I bet you’ve heard that one. Of course walls can talk. It’s just a matter of who we have the good sense to talk to. Right? Humans are quite self-centered, so if we don’t choose to talk to them they assume we can’t talk. You and I know better.
By Dan West4 years ago in Fiction
Do you have any funny jokes?
Do you have any funny jokes? 1, the husband went to take a bath, a female friend on his mobile phone message to: what are you doing? On the spur of the moment, I replied: I was thinking of you. They say: Really? I was bored, so I replied: I sent that message. I'm his wife. The other person replied in seconds: Great! I wondered: Huh? What's too good? Can we talk for a while while they're gone? I'm her husband!
By jason4 years ago in Fiction
The Lost Garden PART 2
Lily and her team made it back to the garden, but they knew that they were not safe. The raiders were closing in on them, and they had to find a way to protect the garden and themselves.
By Ivan4 years ago in Fiction
The Last Garden!
It had been years since the end of the world as we knew it. The disease had swept through the world, killing only a small number of people. Those who had survived had to adjust to a new way of life, one lacking of the lush greenery and vibrant flowers that had once been usual. The environment was bleak and arid, and light does seem a distant memory.
By Ivan4 years ago in Fiction
"OH VALENTINO"
Oh Valentine, a celebration of love, A symbol of the bond, between a dove. A day to cherish, a day to adore, A day to remember, forevermore. But what is love, but an abstract notion, A feeling, a thought, a mystical potion. It cannot be seen, touched or heard, Yet it's the most profound and beautiful word. Love is the essence, of life and being, A force that's all-encompassing and freeing. It brings us closer, to our true self, And helps us rise, above all else. Love is a mystery, a paradox so true, It can make us feel, both joy and blue. It can bring us together, or tear us apart, It can be a blessing, or a painful dart. But on this day, we celebrate love, And all the miracles, it's capable of. We honor the bond, between two hearts, And the magic, that love imparts. Oh Valentine, a day to express, The love we feel, and to profess. To our beloved, our heart and soul, And let them know, they make us whole. For in the end, it's not the gifts we give, But the love we share, that makes us live. And on this day, we raise a toast, To love, to life, and to our hearts that boast
By Aus tech4 years ago in Fiction
The Irresponsibly Chaotic Time Traveler
Arriving in the year 1381, Lee stepped out of the machine and onto the wet grass of the British moors. The metal door was slightly stuck in the mud, but that didn’t bother him. He was just excited that it worked. Stealing the time machine paid off and he’d evaded being captured for the time being.
By Skylar Sturtevant4 years ago in Fiction
If Walls Could Talk
I've been here for as long as I can remember, and I've seen it all. The happy times and the sad, the celebrations and the fights, the love and the heartbreak. I've watched as generations of people have come and gone, their lives playing out before me like a never-ending movie. And yet, I've remained silent all these years, just an observer of the world around me.
By Matilda4 years ago in Fiction
The Forgotten Library
The sun had long since set on the old town, casting shadows across the cobblestone streets. But a few dim lights still flickered in the windows of the library, the only building that remained open at this time of night.
By Bakkiya Lakshmi4 years ago in Fiction