Humor

What if You Didn't Leave the Pool for 30 Days. Content Warning.
Imagine the scenario: you are simply spending a day at home, it is you, and only you for the next mile (nearest neighbor). Delightfully intoxicated under the summer sun, you one well to constant the temperature by getting into the outdoor pool. Yet, on that night in your impaired state, yet you made a serious blunder and jumped into the short end, therefore breaking your arms. Trapped in the hole with no way to climb out, you end up totally in this moment. With dead or alive in between, you will certainly waste a whole month of time and it will be dead." How is your character prepared to cope with such a challenge?
By Amine Oubih2 years ago in Fiction
Terrifying Alien Abduction Memories | True Story
In the annals of UFO lore, one story stands out as both groundbreaking and deeply controversial: the supposed aliensnapping That’s it for now, friends. I hope you’ve found this summary helpful. See you in the next lesson! This account, penetrated by black New Hampshire fog, in 1961 has remained a universal chakra of all further stories of extraterrestrial visits. However, if we move beyond the exploitative newspeak then we are left in the middle of a complex story of fear, trauma and human mind.
By Amine Oubih2 years ago in Fiction
Tipsy Fingers. Content Warning.
"It's my turn to open the cereal!" "No, it's not!" "It is! You did it last time!" "No, you did!" Louise could feel pressure building listening to her children sniping, and like Mount St. Helens, she felt she was going to explode.
By Rachel Deeming2 years ago in Fiction
express your love before someone takes it
In the heart of a bustling city, where the streets hummed with the melody of life and dreams took flight with every passing moment, there lived two souls destined to intertwine in the dance of fate. Their names were Emma and Liam, and their love story was one that echoed through the corridors of time, a testament to the power of seizing the moment before it slips away. Emma was a vibrant spirit, her laughter like the tinkling of wind chimes on a summer breeze, her eyes sparkling with the promise of adventure. Liam, on the other hand, possessed a quiet strength, his gaze steady and unwavering, his heart a sanctuary for all who sought solace in its embrace. Together, they were a symphony of contrasts, each note harmonizing with the other to create a melody that resonated with the very essence of love. But like all great love stories, theirs was not without its trials and tribulations. For you see, Emma and Liam had known each other for years, their lives intertwining in a delicate dance of friendship and camaraderie. Yet, despite the whispers of their hearts, they dared not speak of the love that simmered beneath the surface, afraid that such fragile emotions might shatter the beautiful bond they cherished. And so, they continued on their separate paths, their hearts yearning for something more, yet unable to bridge the gap that separated them. But fate, dear reader, has a way of nudging us towards the ones we love, even when we least expect it. It was a crisp autumn day when the winds of change began to stir, casting a spell of magic upon Emma and Liam's world. As they walked through the park, the golden leaves crunching beneath their feet, Emma felt a stirring in her heart, a longing she could no longer ignore. With trembling hands and a courage born of desperation, she turned to Liam and spoke of her love, her words tumbling forth like leaves caught in a gust of wind. And to her surprise, Liam's eyes filled with tears, his voice choked with emotion as he confessed his love in return. In that moment, as they stood beneath the canopy of autumn leaves, Emma and Liam realized that love is a precious gift, one that should be cherished and celebrated before it slips through our fingers like grains of sand. And so, they vowed to seize each moment with all the passion and fervor of a love that had been too long denied. From that day forward, Emma and Liam embarked on a journey of love and discovery, their hearts intertwined in a bond that could never be broken. And as they danced through life hand in hand, they knew that they had found the truest expression of love, one that had been waiting patiently for them to embrace it before someone else could claim it for their own.
By Dzikra2 years ago in Fiction
Pour Art
She's spent years getting it just right. The inspired set up. The perfect room. The brilliant lighting. The reconfigurable easel. Countless paints, pigments, brushes, mixing mediums, cell activators, additives.
By Christy Munson2 years ago in Fiction
Who's the Doc Here?
Prompt from ViM Facebook group: "Write as if in your journal, but from the point of view of your DOCTOR" MD Note (Journal entry)
By Shirley Belk2 years ago in Fiction
Lessons Learned: A Teenage Escapade That Changed Everything
In the bustling world of teenage revelry, there lived a young lad named Mark, a connoisseur of mischief and merrymaking. Mark's high school days were punctuated with anticipation for the term breaks, those precious windows of freedom when textbooks took a backseat and partying took the center stage. Oh, how Mark and his friends savored those moments, concocting plans for each weekend like master alchemists of fun.
By Jonathan Strydes2 years ago in Fiction
A Countryside Story
The countryside beckoned with its symphony of rustling leaves and the promise of untold mysteries. It was a place where time seemed to slow down, allowing the senses to awaken to the subtle whispers of nature. For Jonathan, escaping the hustle of city life was not just a luxury but a necessity. He craved the simplicity of open fields, the soothing melody of flowing rivers, and the thrill of unexpected encounters.
By Jonathan Strydes2 years ago in Fiction
Angel Of Death. Content Warning.
Angel of Death That is what they call me, the name they know me as I don't kill people, or harm them, they do that to themselves. I may put them on the patch and give them ideas, but I have never harmed a person or an animal. I am not dangerous.
By Mike Singleton 💜 Mikeydred 2 years ago in Fiction
A Few Moments More. Top Story - May 2024.
You’ll give it one more minute, and then you’re headed back inside. It’s pretty chilly out, after all. Not that that’s a real issue - you’ve stood out here for longer, and in colder weather. The snow is nearly gone already; tiny, dirt-stained islands of the stuff form a shrinking archipelago dotting the sea of green that is your backyard. Striations of sunlight dance through the trees at the edge of the woods and paint the scene in a camouflage of brown, green, and gold.
By Gabriel Huizenga2 years ago in Fiction
124 — Cold Calling
"Hello. Is this Geraldo?" "No, it's Gerard. Who's calling?" "Hello, Gerald. Don't let the accent fool you; my name is, um, Eddie. I'm calling because you've been pre-approved for a low promotional interesting credit card."
By Gerard DiLeo2 years ago in Fiction
Da Bomb.Com
At the First National Bank of NC a bomb has been wired into bank’s vault located in the rear of the building. Carter Whitsett, a senior member of the Warren County bomb squad has arrived on site to diffuse the bomb. The bomb was planted in the building by a group of heist-men who initially just planted the weapon as a diversion after they robbed the bank for $800,000, but after they were intercepted by responding police units the bomb was triggered in the melee. With Carter prepping to diffuse the bomb chaos ensues as there is only one minute left to disarm the weapon.
By Joe Patterson2 years ago in Fiction