Humor

Woo Assassin
It began so mundanely: two pedal taverns in the streets of Nashville, each full of drunken rowdy bachelorettes. One tired trucker on hour 15 with no sleep, hauling radioactive goop. One innocent Minnesota woman on a business trip, exploring the city after hours.
By caleb paschall2 years ago in Fiction
Humpy Dumpy And His Amazing Jumpy Shoes
Hi, my name is Humphrey, but you can call me Humpy Dumpy. I am 4, and I am a hero, a SUPER hero! I got that name yesterday, (actually a month ago - 4-year-olds remember in dog years, but backwards), anyway, that's when I saved all the kids in my class from a terrible disaster.
By Kelli Sheckler-Amsden2 years ago in Fiction
The Invisible Woman . Runner-up in Epic Beginnings Challenge.
“Nina, you’re on in five.” “Thanks, Noah.” “Noah, where’s Nina?” “I don’t know, Jim, she was just here a minute ago.” “Hello! I’m here!” I reach for Noah’s arm, but I start falling instead. What the hell? The white lights of the studio pulse and spin. My dress, once soft against my skin, is now drenched with confusion. As I balance on the thin points of my black stiletto heels, I hear. “I’ve got you.
By Jodie McMahon-Joseph2 years ago in Fiction
Rainbow Village: A Tale of Unity
In the heart of the Rainbow Village, a kaleidoscope of colors danced across the sky, signaling the start of a very special celebration. Luna Sparkles, with her bright pink hair bouncing with each step, skipped down the winding streets, excitement radiating from her big brown eyes. "Today's the day, Jaxson!" she exclaimed, rushing toward her best friend, who was strumming a lively tune on his guitar.
By Maya2 years ago in Fiction
Bluey's Magical Birthday Adventure
It was Bluey's birthday, and she was beyond excited. She had invited all her friends, including Tootsy the tiny dragon and Kiara the snow-haired girl, to a big party in the backyard. But just as everyone was about to arrive, dark clouds gathered, and a loud rumble of thunder boomed through the air. Suddenly, big, fluffy snowflakes started falling from the sky, covering the party decorations and making everything look like a winter wonderland.
By Maya2 years ago in Fiction
"Adam the Pure" and Adam's Ale
Adam was born as pure as driven snow. Within the garden there were fruits and such and only water to be drunk (drank, drink-ed, well, whichever). There was Adam's ale a'plenty and in abundance. His skin was lovely and he walked in perfect nakedness and sobriety within the blessed peaceful Eden of perfection.
By Antoni De'Leon2 years ago in Fiction
Possessed by an Angel
She needed a drink and a good fuck. “Please don’t.” The disapproving sigh in her head was immediate and loud. She ordered him to be silent. The protest faded but continued to pulse in the back of her skull. Satisfied that it was quiet enough to ignore with the right amount of alcohol, she continued walking to her favourite bar.
By Bethany G2 years ago in Fiction
Negotiating. Top Story - September 2024.
The young man on the phone was laughing after the first slap, but I kept my cool. “We are listening.” “Then you know that I am not screwing around and that I want to speak to someone higher up right now!”
By Kendall Defoe 2 years ago in Fiction
Soy Sauce Initiative. Content Warning.
One day I learned how soy sauce was produced using Aspergillus oryzae molds and thought to myself of a great way I could produce for society, I called a soy sauce company and asked to volunteer for a day in their factory to assist with the process. They said no. I then told them I have Asperger’s and I really want to help so they told me it’s fine I can come. I went to the factory and was guided into the storage facility where I then jumped in the mixture to begin fermenting the soy sauce and for some reason I was pulled up with security escorting me out of the building.
By Dan Weisz2 years ago in Fiction
Bella's Brilliant Rescue
In a forest filled with tall trees that whispered to each other in the wind, a big storm was brewing. Dark clouds gathered, and the air grew thick with electricity. Bella the bat, with her big, bright green eyes, sensed the change in the air. She fluttered her wings nervously, feeling the wind ruffle her soft, brown fur.
By Maya2 years ago in Fiction
Bella's Midnight Heist
In the land of Sparklewood, where the moon dipped into the horizon and painted the sky with hues of crimson and gold, a mystery was brewing. Bella the bat, with her sharp ears and inquisitive eyes, was perched on the windowsill of Professor Hootenanny's cozy little cottage. The Professor, a wise old owl with round glasses and big round eyes, was sipping tea and staring at a cryptic map spread out on his desk.
By Maya2 years ago in Fiction
Town Cryer
Christopher liked working as a cleaner, mopping and dusting and making the place nice. He liked the anonymity too. No-one ever said hello or thanks. And he was fine with that.
By Addison Alder2 years ago in Fiction