John and Pigo

John and Pigo

The narrator introduces the show, “Once upon a time there were two—”

“What is this? A fairy tale?”, John interrupted.

Pigo laughs and inputs, “What does he think we’re about to be doing? Fighting Dragons?”

Pigo and John laugh hysterically.

The narrator clears his throat and sighs, “Are you two done?” Pigo and John slowly stop laughing.

“Yeah we’re good man, do your thing!” John exclaimed.

The narrator continues, “Thank you!... There were two brothers named John and Pigo. They lived in a—”

John intrudes again, “Big Ass Mansion! Yeah yeah let me take you guys through this shit real quick... This is JTV Cribs right here. I know you see these front doors! 15 feet tall with eye scanner shit right here. Look.”

Pigo looks at him with a smug look and exclaims, “Stop lying to the viewers! That isn’t an eye scanner, that's just a regular doorbell ca—”

The narrator clears his throat extremely loud and dramatic. He takes a deep breath then yells, “Will you two shut up and let me finish!!” John and Pigo stop talking and moving. They look at each other and then look at the sky. They pause for a moment in dead silence. Then hysterically laugh at the narrator. The narrator mocks them,”HAHA yeah you guys are so funny HAHA! Now back to what I was saying.”

Pigo steps in and explains, “Yeah yeah bullshit. Bullshit. Ok. We are step brothers. We live in this big house. His mom and my dad got together when we were both 5 years old. Ok. That’s it. I did your job. You can go now.”

The narrator hesitated, “O-Ok. Y-yeah I guess? I’m done?”

“Alright let’s get JTV Cribs back going!” John announced. John and Pigo walk into the house. The camera follows behind them. Pigo goes and walks around to the kitchen. John is walking in front of the camera’s view. “So here we got the living room straight ahead. Let's go in there and see it all real quick. Nice little fireplace right here. Big couch you know what it is. Big 80 inch TV right here mounted on the wall on the left… You see the decor around here! We got little trees, vases over with some plants growing in it. A nice big rug right here. Matches the color of the vases and the couch. I designed it all myself, you know.”

Pigo yells from the kitchen area, “Aye do you want a piece of cake?!”

John replied, “Yeah hold on bro let me finish this tour real quick.”

Pigo voiced loudly, “Well… There’s only one left!” John stops everything and runs to the kitchen.

“That's my piece then Pigo.” John implied.

“Ehh no it’s not.” Pigo replied. They both look at each other, then start fighting. Pigo throws a right uppercut that connects on the chin of John. John is pushed back but then recovers and swings with a right hook to the side of Pigo’s face. They start to rapidly trade blows like Dragon Ball Z. They both float from the kitchen to the front door as they are still trading blows. The cameraman is following these two as they break out through the front door. They continue to float to the middle of the street. They stop and take a deep breath.

“You don’t want to do this, Pigo.” John suggested.

“This is the only way.” Pigo concluded.

They float into the air. Pigo grabs John’s head and Muay Thai clinches him. He knees him in the face three times. John breaks free from the clinch and throws a gut uppercut. Pigo is stunned and spits up blood. John continues to throw a 3 piece with a soda that sends Pigo flying. John flies and catches up to him and elbows him down to the ground. Pigo sends a shockwave as his body craters into the Earth. John descends to the ground and floats over Pigo as he is laying battered and unable to move. Or so it seemed...

“I told you… You don't want to do th—” Pigo flies through palming John’s face while ascending. He takes his limp body through multiple retro city tall buildings. Then tosses him towards the sky. He gathers a ball of dark energy to his right palm and launches it at John. The dark energy ball gets near John and explodes. As the smoke clears, Pigo sees John falling down to Earth. Pigo rushes to him and palm’s his head before he hits the ground. He then gives him four hard uppercuts to the rib cage. John spits blood at Pigo’s face. Pigo gets angry and throws John to the ground. Pigo raises both of his hands and gathers a giant orange energy ball. After charging for a few seconds he launches the ball of energy at John as he is slowly standing up. With the little strength that he has left, John puts his arms up to catch the giant energy ball. Pigo notices John struggling and charges up. He sticks one hand out and releases this charged energy to the giant energy ball which doubles in size. John is getting pushed down into the Earth as he is trying his best to hold up this massive energy ball but it serves to be too much. This massive energy ball engulfs John and explodes leaving a giant crater in the Earth.

Pigo stares at the scene for a moment then flies away back to their house. He walks through the hole in the wall where the front door once was. He walks into the kitchen to get the last piece of chocolate cake… but it’s gone.

The Narrator chimed in, “Oh. Are you looking for something?”

“Where’s it at!” Pigo shouted.

The Narrator sarcastically remarks, “I’m not sure what you are talking about.”

Pigo snapped, “You mothafu—”. Pigo’s voice slowly fades into the background as he is raging to the narrator.

The Narrator continued, “And so. The two brothers John and Pigo fought over a piece of chocolate cake for no reason... Because I ate it... The end.” He starts to laugh hysterically as the screen fades out all while Pigo is still raging. The cameraman for JTV Cribs is nowhere to be found.