Introducing Eclipsical

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I'm a man who has a vision and for all you know, a scientician. I want to share something amazing with you.

Once upon a time, if you wanted to look at the solar eclipse, you had to make one of those annoying little cardboard viewers. They were as frustrating to put together as IKEA flatpack furniture.

Thanks to my new invention, though, you can look at the solar eclipse, with naked eyes while getting buzzed at the same time?

Introducing Eclipsical

A brand-new whisky-based spirit drink, infused with science research and special saline solution that imbues your retinas with a transparent and protective layer. According to lab testing on several of the boys in the backroom, we recorded a 69.123% increase in eye juice, all thanks to Eclipsical's proprietary formula.

Take a look at the upcoming eclipse, naked as the day you were born.

Follow the link to buy Eclipsical.

Subject to availability. Sold in cases of 20 only. Suitable only for right-handed people. There is no guarantee it will work, but you definitely will get drunk. FDA Approval has been denied for this product and all subsequent inventions.

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Thanks for reading!

Author's Notes: So, I actually recorded this...but the audio is shocking and I didn't have my cap on. So scrap that. May come back to it, for Ms Kalchik for being such an awesome supporter and general force for good on the Vocal! Anyway this is for her prompt thingo, 60-Second Storytelling, which you can find a link to below:

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