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In the Ring?

For Heather Hubler's 'Unscramble' Challenge - Relationship

By Kendall Defoe Published 2 years ago Updated 2 years ago 1 min read
In the Ring?
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My Word: Relationship

The Challenge:

“I’m so glad Sheila decided to share your story with me. She said that you had to deal with some shit guys out there and now and then throw salt over your shoulder for good luck next time... I promise, I am real, and won’t lie about who I am… I just take my shot and hope not to trip over my words…

“I’m no liar…and I relish the chance to shape my tale for you.

“Sorry, I should have had some port and several ales before I began to pile up my interests…

“You really do not know the books? I Iove the story: the Shire, the lair of Gollum and ship of fools as they rail against Sauron, and make rash decisions as they…

“Oh, well…I guess I dumped too much on your plate. You really got me… ‘Sad nerd’ is so right…

“But, just one last thing:

Touch my penis?”

(22 words used - hey, just like 'Flex'!)

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    Written by Kendall Defoe