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By Kendall Defoe Published about a year ago • 1 min read
Failed Book Titles
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Note: Not many people know that certain classic books started life with very different titles. Here is a drabble sharing some of those unfortunate errors.

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The Hungry Caterer

Artichoke Hearts of Darkness

The Gnat in the Hat

The Little Engine that Had to

A Farewell to Legs

Dong of Solomon

The Handjob's Tale

Pippi Longstroking

One Hundred Years of Attitude

Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Lay

The Drapes of Wrath

Wuthering Lows

Sense and Oversensitivity

Who's Afraid of Virgin Wolves?

Batch-22

Greenhouse-Five

'Salem's Parking Lot

A Tree Fell in Brooklyn

Brideshead Removed

The Warts of the Worlds

David Copafeel

Finnegans Wink

On the Toad

The Lord of the Fries

The Valley of the Dill

Gnome Girl

To Grill a Mockingbird

Dupe

It has its own logic.

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