Eastern Standard Time (EST) Taunts Arch Rivals Vows it Will Defeat All Other Time Zones
Champ Says “I Cannot Be Defeated, I am the Greatest Of All Times”
At a press conference in Las Vegas today heavyweight champion time zone of the world Eastern Standard Time (EST) taunted his arch rivals Central, Mountain, and Pacific Time Zones and challenged any and all comers to a winner take all title fight. EST boasted that “it was his time now” and that he would show the entire world that he is “the greatest of all time.” Continuing his tradition of using humor to frustrate and anger his would be opponents he bad mouthed each of his major North American contenders with a constant stream of insults.
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