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Dick Winchester in... The Hat Trick

A Dick Winchester Adventure (and a real bar!)

By Stephen A. RoddewigPublished 3 years ago Updated 2 years ago 1 min read
Dick Winchester in... The Hat Trick
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Book 1, Chapter 5

“I don’t know, Dick. I’ve heard stories about this.”

“The challenge is half the fun.”

“Maybe...”

“Katie, look at me.”

She met my eyes.

“It may be the half a hat of rum punch I’ve had tonight,” I said, sliding the glass hat into my jacket, “but I have a good feeling about this.”

That feeling lasted until the bouncer blocked the front door.

“Interesting shape your jacket’s making, buddy.”

I glanced down. “Oh, that? That’s my gun.”

He patted my chest, feeling the .38 Special in its holster.

“Ah, my mistake.”

Then he looked at the massive bulge behind my pants zipper. “So what the hell are you packing in there?”

“Uh... just lucky?”

His eyes narrowed.

“Now!” I yelled.

Katie flew out of the shadows and brained the man with a barstool.

Halfway down the block, I paused to remove the coveted hat before it chafed everything important away.

That’s when I happened to see the bartender walk out into the street with a Kalashnikov.

As we ran, bullets whizzing off the pavement around our feet, I turned to Katie. “How many bars is that now?”

“At least three bans in the past two days.”

What a weekend.

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More Dick Winchester in...

The Opening Salvo (Book 1)

  1. The Box with No Name
  2. The Last Word
  3. The Cliffhanger
  4. The Screenplay
  5. The Hat Trick — you are here
  6. The Hijacking — print exclusive*
  7. The Cliffhanger, The Prequel
  8. The Fairy Tale
  9. The Cop Out — print exclusive*
  10. The Employee Training Video — print exclusive*
  11. The Cliffhanger, The Finale

*Access these exclusive chapters when you pick up The Opening Salvo: Dick Winchester Book 1

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Stephen A. Roddewig

Author of A Bloody Business and the Dick Winchester series. Proud member of the Horror Writers Association 🐦‍⬛

Also a reprint mercenary. And humorist. And road warrior. And Felix Salten devotee.

And a narcissist:

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    Written by Stephen A. Roddewig