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The person is 1 year old.

Brain: (sees a puddle) Oh!
Legs: Yep!
Stomach: No, please, don't... (sighs) too late...

5 years old.

Brain: Get up. Lots of things to do today. Running, playing, jumping, climbing trees, a couple of chances not to make it to 6th birthday, then lunch.
Legs: Go!
Knees, Palms, Forehead: Please, can you be a little careful ... Aaaaaa!!!
Stomach: I'm thirsty...
Brain: (sees a puddle) Oh!
Stomach: (Grumbling) Again?!
Brain: Hmm... What about unwashed fruit?
Stomach: No problem.
Brain: (surprised) Wow! What about a casserole in the kindergarten cafeteria.
Stomach: This is too much, guys.
Brain: Whiner.

15 years old.

Brain: So, what's the homework?
Legs: We don't care.
Brain: We should study! Although, okay then. Playing football is useful too.
Knees, Palms, Forehead: We beg you, you can be at least a little careful ... Aaaaaa!!!
Stomach: Why is everyone silent? Is there anyone else besides these whiners?
Brain: Can you not distract? We missed a goal because of you.
Stomach: (grumbles discontentedly) I'm thirsty...
Brain: It's dinner time soon.
Stomach: And pancakes ... Yummy...
Knees, Palms, Forehead: (from under the bondage) We fully support the Stomach.
Brain: Whiners...

25 years old.

Brain: Oh, yesterday was fun. Everybody is alive?
Stomach: We're fine. Let's do it again!
Brain: Can you handle it?
Stomach: You ask! One more shot!
Lungs: No smocking!
Brain: Oh, we need a new pack by the way.
Legs: No more words!
Stomach: Don't forget about the beer!
Brain: We don't have so much cash... What about food?
Stomach: No problems. Sandwich is ok.
Knees, Palms, Forehead: Guys, just as a reminder...
All: Shut up already!

Three hours later:

Brain: Woohoo!
Heart: 160! New record!
Lungs: Smoke! More smoke!
Legs: We're gonna make somersaults now!
Knees, Palms, Forehead: No, no, no! Please! Aaaaa!!!
Stomach: Guys... I feel bad... Bueee....

35 years old.

Brain: Is today a day off? Say it's a day off, please.
Stomach: (gloomy) Wednesday.
Brain: No, I can't do this anymore.
Back: Hello everyone in this chat!
Brain: Oh hi! What's the news?
Back: I saw a belt made of dog hair inexpensively. Here is the link.
Brain: Hah. Funny. Okay, let's get ready for work.
Heart: Just don't get up too fast.
Legs: May we still lie down? Just a minute?
Brain: No, we have to go. Hey! Hey!!! What's wrong? Okay, five minutes.

Three hours later:

Brain: Overslept!!!
All: (jumping out of bed)
Heart: 120! Where is my stuff?
Brain: Back, link in PM.
Back: Ok.

45 years old.

Stomach: What kind of silence? Where is the brain?
Legs: Depressed. He's having a midlife crisis.
Stomach: Pfft… I know a great way to deal with any depression.
Liver: Shut up, you...
Kidneys: I support the previous speaker.
Pancreas: +1.
Brain: We urgently need an electric scooter!
Knees, Palms, Forehead: (with hope in their voice) Maybe better pictures by numbers?
Brain: Electric scooter and paintings by numbers.
Stomach: And pizza?
Brain: And pizza.


55 years old:

Brain: Back, we have already accumulated a 20% discount in that pharmacy.
Back: Buy ointment.
Legs: Me too!
Heart: Better something for the vessels.
Stomach: Better a couple of vessels of 0.5 each! (whispers) And something for heartburn.
Brain: (buys a miracle device for all diseases for a hundred thousand million dollars, which he saw in the "Shop on the sofa")
Teeth: Couldn't these one hundred thousand million bucks have been spent on us?
Brain: No. Too expensive.
Three teeth: Okay, guys, bye everyone!

65 years old.

Brain: Retired! We don't have to go to work anymore!
Legs: Finally.
Back: Thank God!
Knees: Fall on me.
Brain: Tomorrow at five in the morning, we are going to the country.
Legs, Back, Knees: No, no, no!
Stomach: Great! Brain, will there be barbecue?
Brain: Definitely.
Pancreas: Jesus, save me.
Appendix: Okay, guys, I'm off. Bye everyone!

75 years old.

Stomach: Brain, do you remember if we ate today?
Brain: Should we?
Stomach: No, I was just asking.
Back: (To Knees, Elbows, Neck) ... and if you do these exercises every day, then everything will be fine.
Knees, Elbows, Neck: Great, great. Brain, don't forget!
Brain: News on TV!

85 years old.

Brain: They were good times...
All: Yeah...
Teeth: Ok, guys, we're off. Bye everyone!

95 years old.

Brain: I wonder if there will be a post of "A person is 105 y.o"?
All: (silent)
Brain: (sees a puddle) Guys, do you remember? ..
All: (silent)
Brain: Okay guys. Thank you, you were fun. Bye everyone!