Blame Heather
A Conversation Between Cathy and Her Brain
Brain: As she sat on the rusted bench near the waterfront, admiring Joey’s chestnuts, Jane...
Cathy: Whoa! What the hell is that?
B: It’s the micro we’re writing.
C: No, it isn’t! I don’t want to write about some guy’s nuts.
B: But we’re following Heather’s prompt. She said to write about a food eating contest that takes place on the waterfront.
C: Joey eats hotdogs. Chestnut is just his last name.
B: So, you want to write about his wiener?
C: What? No!
B: You’re a pussy
C: You’re an ass
About the Creator
Cathy holmes
Canadian family girl with a recently discovered love for writing. Other loves include animals and sports.
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Comments (24)
Haha 😂
Hahaha! This is great. Love the format. Oh, the conversations we have in our heads😂
That was fun, though I never saw the prompt 🤣
This is so funny! Now please write about his nuts 🤣
I'm just so glad to know that you're as sane as I am! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 This was hilarious!
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😅 Now, now...Everyone calm down... Ok, who started this fight?
Lol!!! This had me laughing, for sure! Great work, my friend! 🤗
OMG!!!!
Haha 😂 This was great!
So, an A.I. style review- An ass starts an argument with a pussy over a Chestnut eating wieners. Taint that the truth? (Geez, now I’m turning red.) 😂🫢
Ahh, the struggle with the inner voice. Classic.
Ha-ha! This all sort of dovetails into Dana Crandell's series about various body parts. Nicely done, Cathy!
Haha!! Hilarious!!! Great stuff!
This is fantastic! Way to go, Cathy!
Nailed it!! I told you somehow you'd make it hilarious!! You always do in the best of ways. I love how your brain thinks. Brilliant fun :)
I dunno what to say about this, but it seems like that if one's a pussy, and the other's an ass, they both must've gone completely nuts. Either way, let's just hope their hair's not a mess. *Badum tish*
OMG, that was awful in all the best ways! Well done! Although I don't know about it being Heather's fault...as a fellow East Coast native, I know that cheeky naughtiness is just a naturally occurring phenomenon. ;)
Okay, that was punny! 🌭
This perfectly and pointedly explores the meaning of the writing prompt with awesome slapjack humor. LOL!!!
Hahaha! Heather is often to blame! This was funny!
Now that was fun!
I truly adore your humor🫵🙃🎯
Ha🤣❗