A Spider in the Bath

For an arachnophobe like me, there are few things more disturbing than a spider in your bath. Since I moved in, I've not seen a single spider. I thought the conkers and peppermint oil were working to keep them out.

I got up in the night to pee and there he was. Huge and hairy, all those eyes staring. As if I were rude for bursting in on his "me time".

I think it was his size that bugged me (ha, not sorry). Even someone un-phobic would've freaked out.

Somehow the glass of wine (where did he get that? How?) and the rubber duck didn't help. And the book! Seriously? How was he turning the pages? How could he even hold the weight of it with those spindly legs?

"Errrr... Do you mind?"

I nearly fell down in shock. His voice was raspy and clicky, but otherwise quite pleasant. A baritone, if I'm any judge.

Speaking of judging, I felt like some of those eyebrows were raised at me. I wondered if he'd raise one, like we do, or seven. Or four. I started laughing, probably hysterically.

The long hairy leg dangling over the edge of the tub and dripping bubbles on the mat recoiled. Was that a scowl under the shower cap?

"I don't laugh at you when you're in the bath," he said, his tone suggesting there was plenty to laugh at.

I'm dreaming, of course. I'll wake up in a minute.

"Errmm... Should I give you some privacy?"

He sighed. "I'd appreciate it. But technically it's your bath, so if we need to talk, now is as good a time as any."

I'd so many questions. How'd you get so big? Doesn't your exoskeleton crush your organs? Where do you actually live, why have I never seen you before?

We chatted. He's a decent guy. My heebies even stopped jeebying. A bit.

Once a week, on Tuesday nights, or rather, Wednesday mornings, in the small hours, he helps himself to my hot water and bubbles. He eats all the other bugs in the house, including spiders. I kept my face very still when he said that.

Anyway, I bought a new shower cap.

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Word count: (excluding author's note): 366

Submitted on: 6th May at 23:37 *Quick Author's Note*

First, and most importantly: thank you so much for reading my story!

A Year of Stories: I'm writing a story every day this year. This one makes an 127 day streak since the 1st January.

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Rachel Deeming

Gerard DiLeo

The story behind the story: Please enjoy this cartoon from my childhood which inspired this silly little story! Does anyone else remember this? To this day, I hum this song if ever there is a spider in the bath. My daughter used to think there was a beach down the plughole, and that's where the spiders came from, because they'd been on their holidays.

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Thank you

Thank you again! Most especially if you are one of the wonderful people who has been staunchly reading these daily scribbles since the start of the year. I see you, and appreciate you 😁

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