Children jokes

CHILDREN JOKES

1. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite!

2. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!

3. What did one hat say to the other? You stay here I'll go on ahead!

4. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!

5. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogey in it!

6. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!

7. What did one toilet say to the other toilet? You look flushed!

8. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing it just let out a little whine!

9. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it felt crummy!

10. Why did the belt go to jail? Because it held up the pants!

11. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well!

12. Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed!

13. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!

14. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!

15. Why did the coffee file a police report? Because it got mugged!

16. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

17. Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund? Because he wanted to get a long little doggie!

18. How do you organize a space party? You planet!

19. Why did the tomato turn green? Because it saw the salad dressing!

20. How do you know if a joke is a dad joke? It becomes apparent!

21. Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash!

22. Why did the sandwich go to the doctor? It was feeling a little blue.

23. What did the grape say when it got stepped on twice? Nothing it just let out a little wine!

24. Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because it felt crummy.

25. Why did the frog call his insurance company? He had a jump in his car!

26. What do you call a cow that just had a baby? De-calf-inated!

27. What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? "Put it on my bill!"

28. Why don't oysters share their pearls? Because they're shellfish!

29. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!

30. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop!

31. Why do dragons sleep during the day? So they can fight knights!

32. Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He wanted to go to high school!

33. Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems!

34. What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!

35. Why did the math book look so sad? Because it had too many problems.

36. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!

37. Why did the robot go on a diet? He had a few megabytes too many!

38. What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain!

39. Why did the lion break up with his girlfriend? Because she was a cheetah!

40. How do you make a water bed more bouncy? Add spring water!

41. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

42. What did one egg say to the other egg? You crack me up!

43. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It felt crummy!

44. Why did the chicken join a band? It already had drumsticks!

45. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!

46. What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment!

47. What do you call a crocodile in a vest? An investigator!

48. What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment!

49. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!

50. Why did the football team visit the bank? They wanted to get their quarterback!