A Kafkaesque Drabble On Vocal Verification

One of the things that I tried to do was to disconnect my Stripe Account from Vocal and reconnect. Last week, the option was there, but of course failed because Vocal would not connect.

This week, it says

Your Stripe account can only be disconnected once all balances are zero.

Vocal

But here's the rub: I have $32 in my account, which I cannot withdraw and set to zero because Vocal is stopping me from connecting to Stripe.

I would say that you couldn't make it up, but this is Vocal. You know they are very good at things like this.