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Chris-Chan is A Lost Cause

They are Beyond Saving.

By Halden MilePublished 3 years ago 5 min read
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Be Thankful You've Not Seen The Worst of Him/Her.

First of all, one must give great kudos to the internet. The very fact we live in an age where knowledge is literally at our fingertips greatly appeals to me. Even more impressive is how anyone can read about just about anything. Be it information on common knowledge or the strange and the unusual, the internet has done great wonders for people.

Yet, sadly, the internet has also allowed us to find people of questionable taste. In one such example, there is a woman named IamDung whom films her fixation with excrement.

While IamDung is a nasty person in her own right, the various things about this one person in particular perhaps tops them all.

Christian Weston Chandler (...or is it Christine Weston Chandler...?) has got to be the worst human being on the entire internet. Let it be known that is no understatement. In fact, it is highly unbelievable in regard to Chris-Chan's latest actions as of late.

Time and again, Chris-Chan has proven to us they are, without a doubt, utterly hopeless. Plain and simple. It is not worth paying them any more attention. Oh wait, they are now calling themselves Christine now? Gee, this person has proven time and again they just degrade further into madness.

Let the reader know this article is NOT an attempt at A-Logging. Nor will this article cover the entirety of Chris-Chan's ordeals. This article is just pointing out the obvious. Chris-Chan is a lost cause.There is no more reason to waste the broadband of the internet on their abysmal life.

Yet, the main question remains: who exactly is this failure of a human being you ponder?

For those unaware as to whom Chris-Chan is, he is the creator of the godawful webcomic Sonichu. What is Sonichu exactly? It is a combination of Pokemon and Sonic the Hedgehog. Highly plagiarized and awfully written, this webcomic is a horrible joke on countless levels. In fact, I've seen discarded piles of toilet paper which were more appealing than Sonichu. It is that bad.

The plot of Sonichu revolves around the titular character of Sonichu living in CWCville. However, the entirety of this garbage focuses mainly on Chris-Chan enacting revenge on countless people whom have "wronged him". One such example of this is Chris-Chan engaging in attacking his "trolls" and defeating them.

Other adversaries within Sonichu include Jerkcops. Reportedly, Chris-Chan has been in serious trouble with mall security guards concerning his "love quest" (more on that later). Therefore, to vent our his frustration, Chris-Chan creates villains based on his interactions with security officers. All because they interrupted his "quest".

If that is not bad enough, Chris-Chan once created a segment where they engaged in sexual intercourse with one of their closest friends. (The party involved will not be named to protect their identity.) This was a response to various trolls whom accused Chris-Chan of being gay at the time. As one would expect, the friend in question decided to bail out on Chris-Chan.

In short, the main purpose of his webcomic, Sonichu, was to escape into his fantasies where Chris-Chan rules everything.

All of Chris-Chan's horrid actions are not just limited to his awful webcomic either. Chris-Chan is internet famous for being utterly atrocious. Let it be known this is not solely limited to his blatant plagiarism. There are many attributes about Chris-Chan that are equally horrible. His life and his deterioration into fantasy are renown. While lost in his fantasies, various internet trolls have made it upon themselves to make Chris-Chan the butt of jokes.

Here is a person whom once traveled across various states to save a girl he met online. All because the trolls had convinced Chris-Chan that she was being held captive. Another notable event include a number of trolls assuming CWCville was invaded by the Russians. There was also a time where one of Chris-Chan's trolls masqueraded as an online girlfriend.

If Chris-Chan's susceptibility to being duped online is not enough, his real life actions are just as bad. As mentioned earlier, Chris-Chan has been enacting his "love quest". To put it simply, its an attempt for Chris-Chan to find a romantic partner. While Chris-Chan has failed to win the hearts of women. They have, however, been successful in alerting the authorities. Much to the chagrin of the one and only Chris-Chan.

Additional mishaps of Chris-Chan also include two instances of attacking employees of two establishments. One person in particular was the owner of the GAMe PLACe, Michael Snyder. This was largely because of Chris-Chan's anger at being banned. Another incident included macing an employee at a GameStop over the color of Sonic the Hedgehog's arms.

Perhaps the most deluded thing brought up by Chris-Chan was his belief in a Dimensional Merge. The Dimensional Merge was an event believed to bring the various characters from his Sonichu into our world. In Chris-Chan's mind, this event will end his personal problems once and for all.

Let it be known the various trolls; and even Chris-Chan's advocates did everything they could to direct him into a better life. Yet, he chose not to listen. Chris-Chan instead decided to live in his own fantasies.

Yet, none of these actions pale in comparison to the recent allegations of Chris-Chan raping their own mother. Never did anyone ever imagine Chris-Chan stooping to this level of depravity. It is beyond reproach to say the least. From long time followers of Chris-Chan to newcomers as a result of the news, let it be known that Chris-Chan has proven herself to be a perverted individual.

Those whom where aware of Chris-Chan's antics knew he was sick. Yet, this action against his own mother tops them all. It surpasses every single awful thing done by Chris-Chan. Knowing they did something of such depravity to their own mother is abysmal.

In light of his arrest, perhaps it is best to declare Chris-Chan a lost cause. This person's history has proven no matter what is said or done, Chris-Chan will never change. He will continue to believe in his own delusions about life. No matter the amount of help Chris-Chan receives, or the advice offered, Chris-Chan is a done deal.

Considering the felony charges against Chris-Chan regarding rape and incest, it's all over. If anything, the internet should consider this to be the end of his antics. A final chapter to a fourteen year long debacle regarding someone whom could have been better, but failed regardless.

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Halden Mile

I am am American actor, author, ASMRtist, Cosplayer, Novelist, Poet, and Screenwriter.

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