The Big Bang Theory Mythical Fable

For Entertaining Reflection Only

Names Have Been Changed To Protect Identities

Darkness filled the global clay setting, leaving second in command Lucifer blinded, waiting for light, as he sat in his executive chair one heartbeat away from King Almighty self-proclaimed ‘in charge’. No vote taken by the Angelic general public administered and the spiritual worker bees accepted their assignments with grace.

“’He’, and I do not mean any disrespect to that description, but King Almighty seems to have those overpowering qualities that ‘he’ would have,” Angelic Lucifer quietly expressed troubled feelings trapped inside his Executive assistant being, “probably sent that flaming object back to the repair area for additional research.”

Trying to accomplish the daily grind Angelic Lucifer waited for the nightlight with the intention of guiding him through all the red tape paperwork created when King Almighty decided on ‘his’ own, ‘ignite an explosive experiment’, thankfully creating miraculous results. Wishing he could see down towards the tropical paradise and all the amazing creative imaginative creatures including an accurate tribute to King Almighty’s image. A two-leg, two-arm character having stability rivaling a table, leaving an artistic conceptual rendition allowing empowering advocates an opportunity to discuss strong points, when coming to reason with the one and only one who received all known scientific decision-making control authority to splatter matter through the universe.

Suddenly, the yellow star flickered and soon blazed, giving Angelic Lucifer a bird's eye view to monitor action below, “King Almighty loves those heart wrenching episodes producing tearful climaxes, ‘he’ wants to see animals prey, killing each other just to claim victor and within a short time frame blue printed figures that never look the same but are similar replace each other is the long range plan,” Angelic Lucifer scribed in a log.

“I said, what?” Continued the confused spirit.

“The almighty raised his voice and repeated the command claiming something called chromosomes, DNA and things that swim around inside the “man” prototype,”

“I said what? Again. Then everything went dark. Like someone pulled a galactic plug.”

Putting down pen and paper, grabbing binoculars in the desk draw, Angelic Lucifer saw what King Almighty labeled ‘A man’ walking around, “something seems not right with this picture,” he observed seeing a seductive protective attractive appearance.

“What is wrong with this picture?” A voice bellowed from the executive chamber.

“He needs to cover things up,” the Angelic Lucifer continued writing commentary.

“What does whoman have to cover up? That is my likeness.”

“Well, the upper body is fine,” Angelic Lucifer replied nicely “but,”

“But, what?”

Deciding Angelic Lucifer said enough, he backed off letting King Almighty win the debate using egotistical strategic methods.

During recess a new fable player appeared, and her features stimulated one’s senses and this peaceful display relaxed the angriest aggressive mind.

“What do you think? I created her from a simple rib,” King Almighty searched for an opinion.

“Unbelievable, the bottom once again needs something,” Angelic Lucifer paused, “covered up I mean while the top is very beautiful but,”

“But what?” King Almighty’s powerful vocals sent a message, “you go down there and talk to that pair, I have given them names, Adam is what I call the Man, and Eve, the Woman.”

“Right on it, Boss,”

“One other thing, you need to be in disguise,”

“Why?” Angelic Lucifer liked the way he looked.

“I said so,” King Almighty stated, “here you are, a snake.”

“A what?” Before the question came out Angelic Lucifer found himself headed southbound on the Eden Garden commuter flight. Landing safely in a green patch, the appointed diplomat needed refreshment after travelling the long cosmic journey. Grabbing an apple, he took a bite and enjoyed the appetizing taste, “have to say King Almighty knows harvesting fruit.”

Slowly he made his way to Adam and Eve’s campground and upon arrival, they were having a tranquil sunset tea. “And may I ask? Who are you?” Adam saw the slithery invader manipulate his way into the private conversation.

“Uh,” Angelic Lucifer tongue tied, captured by Eve’s beauty, “I am Angelic Lucifer the vice assistant to King Almighty, who created you both, and I wanted to make sure everything was fine.”

“Oh, you tell King Almighty I really appreciate Adam sacrificing a rib,” Eve spoke up, “I think giving up things is a strategic romantic thing to do when figuring out what a guy is doing here.”

“King Almighty fiddles around and sometimes ‘he’ has spare parts to work with,” Angelic Lucifer hope to achieve trust in the female.

“I am very grateful to be here, Mr. Snake,”

“So am I,” Angelic Lucifer started blushing.

“That is very sweet,” Eve responded, “what is that in your hand?”

“I have an apple for you both,” Angelic Lucifer offered.

“Those are forbidden, powers that be clearly stated,” Adam explained, “we are vegetarian.”

“Are you sure they did not say fruitarians?”

“What is the difference between a fruit and vegetable?” Eve asked, as Adam shrugged his shoulders.

A quizzical look forced Angelic Lucifer to honestly explain, “that memo never came across my desk, and frankly they are really delicious.”

“Are you sure?” Eve inquired.

“Here have one, and you too Adam,” and Angelic Lucifer watched them enjoy one of life’s pleasures.

A few minutes later the heavens released crying rain, stomping thunder clasped, and abusive threatening lightning flashed, “what did I do?” Angelic Lucifer wondered while Adam and Eve experienced each other’s luring model painter ceiling canvas presentation creating a loving situation.

Running for protection, the snake spy hid under a rock. “Where are you?” King Almighty screamed, “Angelic Lucifer!”

Turning over every stone King Almighty found what ‘he’ was looking for, “what did you do?”

“I gave Adam and Eve an apple,”

“They were forbidden to have any apples,”

“Why?”

“I said so!” King Almighty stood ‘his’ ground, “they committed the first, original sin!”

“The first original, what?”

“There are moral and venial sins and on top of that the apples are for me!”

“That is so selfish! I say,” Angelic Lucifer talked back, “Apples are for everyone, and you know Eve made a point,”

“What?” King Almighty listened.

“Sacrifice is a powerful psychological weapon, and you know my advice is forgiveness may change this whole scene down here.”

Enraged hearing the rebellious advisory King Almighty went on a power play, “Angelic Lucifer, you are no longer Angelic, you are fired!”

Taking the not wanted hint Lucifer headed to a new world further south than the enchanting landscape and the warmer climate agreed with his needs.

Lucifer soon set up shop and created letterhead, “The Great Satan Entrepreneur Enterprises, 666 Avenue of the Americans, All American, Valley Of The Dolls, USA” and decided to write a tell all book.

“Look at me now!” The now beach friendly paperback author stroked his final words, “I am going to call it the “Book Of Genesis”.

When he sat back in the chair, finished spilling the beans, a bellowing remark rendered displeasure, “you did not write the book of Genesis, or the sequel Exodus, I copyrighted all that information centuries ago.”

Throwing down the pencil Lucifer watched his assistant enter, “a poor crucified man is in our lobby,”

“Really, what happened?”

“Apparently, he says his father abandoned him,”

“I tell you,” Lucifer remembered, “King Almighty loves tragic endings.”

When the secret siren returned, no one was there and reported back, “he left.”

“Good maybe he can work things out with his Father, hopefully forgiveness and sacrifice will play a role,” Lucifer mentioned checking all the volcanos he developed on day one, immediately following the initial big bang.