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Claudine Claudette

Claudie

By P. B. FriedmanPublished 3 years ago 4 min read
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Maybe I have been trying to convert my current Number Two sedative into, as it were the old board game Easy Money. " You don't have to shout or leap about and ya' know it won't come easy " . Pay your dues, if ya' want to sing the blues and ya' know it just ain't easy. Will those old Jersey hits ever cease coming?

Of limited interest is that YouTube has a ( Mississippi native ) M. Freeman movie. Of note is that it contains a Four Seasons tune. I finally figure that I have seen enough legitimate televised entertainment and now all I have left to watch is adult stuff, with few exceptions. These seem to be of the Christian and Children's genres. It will be too soon if ever I must witness any significant movie channel material ( I still watch my ex classmates on YouTube once in awhile ) .

Answer: my last Wander piece is as per usual awaiting review on it's way to potentially disappearing into the huge black hole that all my stuff ends up in. It was not until long after college was somewhat on the legit side for even myself that I sort of acknowledged to myself that my poetry, like the rest of my aggravated crimes against nature was highly unlikely result in any stature whatsoever.

There may be an exception to just about every single rule in the English language. Yet a person must acknowledge that they have not been hailed as exceptionally anything in particular or proclaim from proverbial mountaintops " Hello, I am mentally ill " . Either this is the case or I am getting accidentally comfortable with making my exit from the Psych Doctor's office; I address his Therapy Dog, the injection specialist and the receptionist with equal ease ( the greatest almost ) .

I ask you, Phantom Reader can it be long before my first date with one of these ( preferably M T T D ) . Major and I are real tough cookies with long histories. I am thinking I can land this Boychik by suggesting Joan Jett And The Blackhearts tickets. I think, although it is difficult to confirm that the dude works for the equivalent of peanuts ( he can often be seen poring over the Sunday comics, seeming partial to Classic Peanuts ) so I bet dollars to doughnuts this cat would not have issues with peanut gallery seats. If I can arrange a double date with someone who has a service animal, maybe something positive could take place amongst the four of us. Things could really regress should my neighbor who likes to have at least one heated exchange just about every time we go out agree to take in a concert.

Today I had an exchange with almost a handful of women, two of whom are eightyish. I never cease to be not so amazed at how the eldest of this bunch turns me on visually. With teeth in and in a hot outfit she is quite the demurely stunning looker; she can seem tack sharp which makes her impossibly hot.

My senior citizen subsidized complex had a jewelry get together this afternoon; I offered to spring for whatever she might like but it was not taken as seriously as it was meant. A tiny part of what makes her attractive is that a relative of hers supposedly has a book store literary connection, mostly I liked what I saw from behind regarding synthetic slacks. As far as I know she is available for, say a restaurant date due to her ex boyfriend having recently relocated with no plans for returning. I never have successfully competed with anyone in this way and cannot say I anticipate that changing.

A self described elderly woman and I had an exchange also. We discussed a local art museum but I know conversation is as far as we will ever go together. She is cute but as far as I can tell not interested in someone my age.

At some point one must acknowledge perhaps one's affinity for the elderly, especially when you are one of them. In closing, am I alone in wondering who would have sang backup vocals for If You Really Love Me ( Won't You Tell Me ) .

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P. B. Friedman

Touch magazine profile. My name is Paul Friedman and I write off. The wall poems, which people don't like and good ones that they do. I'm a sports freak.

The last sentence no longer holds true. My interests are dominated by feminism.

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  • Paul Friedmanabout a year ago

    Dear Me: I still seem to appreciate old gals visually but I have a fictional friend-girl who's ass I resolve to eat.

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