The Halloween Party of the Millennium

"Hello my darlings, you have just been invited to join us for the Halloween Party of the Millennium! Halloween isn't just for the kiddos and I'm here to rock your soul and scare you senseless on this most macabre and spine-chilling adventure of a lifetime."

Once you receive this invitation there is no escape. - You WILL join us!

Allow me to drop a dime on the fearfully fun and mysteriously marvelous events that I have planned for you.

*This may not be a mainstream, normal or conventional playlist, but it is one that just might save your life on Halloween night.

Bloody Apple Bobbing

To start the night off you'll submerge deep into The Pool of Blood where you'll have exactly six minutes to catch six apples using only your mouth. To insure that there is absolutely no cheating - your hands will be tightly bound behind your back. "Is the pool of blood real?" you may ask. - A lady never reveals her secrets. If you succeed you will move on to the second event. If you fail....you'll make a delicious treat for the Piranhas.

To make this event even more exciting the eerie song Revolution 9 by The Beatles Played Backwards will be piped into the blood filled tank.

Making Hamburgers

After all of that hard work "bobbing for apples" you'll undoubtedly be tired and hungry. It's time to advance to the second event - The Slaughter House. Once again you'll have only six minutes to make your very own bloody-fresh snack. I hope that you like to sing while you work because the "appropriately titled"grisly song Hamburger Lady by Throbbing Gristle will be provided for your listening pleasure. If you succeed you will have a nice warm lunch and move on to the third event. If you fail....the hogs will have their dinner.

The Flesh Maze

After you've devoured that delicious handcrafted burger it's time to burn off some of those unnecessary calories that you've aquired. Welcome to The Flesh Maze! (Did you guess?) You'll have only six minutes to find your way through the maze of hanging flesh curtains. This could be quiet tough so you'll need all of the energy that you can muster up. If you should succeed you will move on to the fourth event. If you fail...our local diner serves an amazing "anonymous" pulled meat sandwhich. To get you moving along your way the terrifying song CURTAIN by PORTAL will be cheering you along.

Walking Through Fire

Welcome to the Den of Flames. The entire place is on fire and your only goal will be to make it out alive! You'll be given only six minutes to make your way through six burning rooms. If you succeed "and I highly doubt that you will" you'll have an amazing story to tell your friends. If you fail...you'll leave with a tag on your toe. But don't you worry - The amazing, scorching, hot song Play With Fire by Sam Tinnesz will guide you through.

Congratulations! You've Arrived

Congratulations! You passed all four challenges and now you've finally entered the party room. The Halloween Party of the Millennium! Sit down and relax - Have a spicy Bloody Mary cocktail and reflect on the adventure that you've just partaken. This is where it all ends...There's no doors and no windows - No Escape!

You might as well enjoy our amazing bar and buffet as you wait for the Reaper. Be warned, on Halloween night he's a busy guy with a great deal to do - You might be waiting for a while. Enjoy this never-ending, always repeating song Easy Street made famous by the hit television series The Walking Dead.

The time and location of this event are irrelevant - Just be wearing your finest party attire and we'll most certainly find you.

(We're Coming!)

BUTCHER BABIES - They're Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa!