There once was a man who was a politician, Whose speeches were full of little more than an overwhelming condition, He promised the moon,
By michael cogliandro10 days ago in Poets
There was a musician who played, On a kazoo all day without aid, His music was absurd, And some thought it quite perturbed,
There once were two bears from the zoo, Whose fur was both brown and blue, They danced and they pranced, And the people all glanced,
There was a young lady from France, Who loved to do a funny dance, She'd spin around thrice, And then add some spice, By doing it all in a without a pair of pants.
There was a young lady from Kent, Whose nose was exceedingly bent, She walked through a door, But hit it once more, And now she's completely spent.
There once was a man from Peru Whose shoes were a bright shade of blue He tripped on a rock And fell into a flock Of llamas, who said "How do you do?"
There once was a man from Peru Who owned a pet kangaroo They'd hop and they'd bounce And do tricks by the ounce 'Til they landed in Timbuktu!
I held onto my fear of a fear so abjectly clear that I should wonder in attraction if I was wrong or right my in impaction
I held onto my fear of a fear so overwhelmingly dear that I should wonder in attraction if I was wrong or right my in impaction
I once voted in an election my candidate was full of inflection he made it quite clear he was no dear but i was happy to be filled with subjection
I wanted to write you a short story but instead wrote a woeful short poem which is hoary It ended too small this story, which is not a story at all
I hear and obey This challenge so…okey to write a limerick so ludicrous as a to be a winning post humorous to say what I mean and to mean what I say
