She approaches the counter timidly as if she were a customer, but I know she isn't here to eat a Monte Cristo and drink burnt coffee at midnight. My regular waitress Dalene sings out to her, "you're the new girl?" The girl's gaze darts immediately to me as if I was the one speaking. She realizes who she should be looking at, but her eyes linger as her face turns away, before finally landing on Dalene.
I don't think I should have to warn about spoilers from one of the most iconic movies in history, especially one that is almost 20 years old, but I will anyway: if you haven't seen Thelma and Louise, you should first go watch it immediately, but second, keep in mind this article does contain spoilers.
I have tried so many times to have a good time using cannabis and it just doesn't work.
Everyone tells you to remember to stop and smell the flowers.
Let's set a couple ground rules for this one, okay?
I'm really not much of a drinker-- I got all the partying and fun out of the way between the ages of 17 and 21. By "partying" I mean I drank enough to have lasted an entire lifetime, and by "fun" I mean mostly not at all fun times, a lot of being hit on by creeps, forgetting a lot of details of my evenings, and a lot of throwing up. So you may already be thinking I have no business telling you how to make a delicious cocktail but I guess that's your business. So let's both just mind our own, shall we?