Enjoy Your Birds
Entry to Lana’s unofficial retirement send off challenge
Well Joe, you are finally retiring!
Most people retire at 65 but you kept working. Such an example of dedication to hoarding wealth.
You can spend your few remaining days looking at birds and listing all the names of everyone you see and hear. It’s too bad we will no longer get to stop what we are doing to hear about EVERY. SINGLE. ONE.
Maybe now you will finally have time to connect with your family that you have overlooked all these years while being mediocre at your job.
Cheers 🥂
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Jesse Lee
Jesse Lee is a comedian and writer that investigates ordinary experiences until they reveal extraordinary truths about being human.
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