101 things you learn from living in New Orleans
Your bike might get stolen & your car might get flooded, but there's no other city like New Orleans
1. Stop to smell the jasmine
2. An umbrella & extra socks are always a good idea
3. Roaches can fly
4. Don't just exist - learn to LIVE
5. Always look out for new potholes
6. Only eat raw oysters during months that have an "R" in them (September - April)
7. People are people - no matter their race, religion or beliefs
8. Air conditioning can save your life
9. Where you got 'dem shoes
10. It's ok to park in the neutral ground if it's been raining for more than 3 hours
11. How to hold your liquor
12. You don't have to show your boobs to get beads
13. And only tourists wear beads out of season
14. Don't wear open toed shoes in the French Quarter
15. Snowballs & snowcones are NOT the same thing
16. Never eat at a chain restaurant
17. Talk to your neighbors
18. Talk to the folks sitting next to you on the streetcar
19. Talk to the cashier at Rouse's
20. Actually look at people & talk to them for pete's sake
21. Day drinking is ok if you have the day off
22. But maybe cut yourself off after 3 Hand Grenades
23. Pinch the tail & suck the head
24. Don't eat the dead ones
25. Shake out your shoes before you put them on
26. There is always a place to go dancing
27. Life is always worth celebrating
28. Always be open to new experiences
29. Not all transplants are bad
30. The lizards come out in the summertime
31. There is no better duo than a cafe au lait & a beignet
32. And the best coffee in the city is in a cemetery
33. Pools are better next to hot pink grass
34. And house music pairs perfectly with humidity
35. Tree roots > sidewalks
36. Don't ever order crawfish in the French Quarter
37 And no, you can't have crawfish in September
38. Your neighbors will always have your back
39. So watch out for theirs too
40. The world is a big, big place
41. And in relation, we're all really small
42. Just ask the Oak trees
43. Don't get your bike tires stuck in the streetcar tracks
44. You'll be scrubbing the Bourbon Street rubbel from your knees for two weeks afterwards
45. Brass music gets in your blood
46. And once you find a love for it, you'll never let it die
47. Culture is wealth
48. But pretension creates lack
49. Witches are real
50. So are absinthe fairies
51. You can det drunk off of a big, purple slushies by candelight in a 300 year old building
52. You can't beat 25 cent martinis at lunch time
53. People will find any excuse to drink during the day, dress up in costumes & have a good time
54. Like literally...any excuse...
55. Working service industry during Mardi Gras is the most rewarding, exhausting, infuriating & magical experience ever
56. But you best not be late for work
57. Even if you're on the wrong side of the parade
58. It's a whole different kind of morning when you're waking up at Snake 'n' Jakes
59. Bacchanal = for when you want to be trashed and classy
60. A visit to the Chime Tree can fix just about anything
61. Dancing is always allowed & always appropriate
62. Mondays are for red beans & rice
63. WHO DAT!
64. You can always move somewhere else, but your heart stays in New Orleans
65. If you're a misfit - you fit :-)
66. You're always someone's baby
67. The glory of drive through Daquiri shops
68. How to say no - and realize that you can't possibly make it to everything that' going on
69. Patience
70. How to play the "puddle or pothole?" game
71. Expect the unexpected
72. How to make a dazzling costume with two days notice
73. Also you'll need a seperate closet for all your costumes
74. It's a streetcar - not a trolley
75. Never touch the altars
76. It costs nothing to be kind
77. We're really here to take care of each other
78. You'll never be ready for MOM's Ball until you go
79. Hurricane parties are a thing
80. You will never, ever conquer the mosquitos. They were here first and they will be here long after you are gone.
81. Glitter gets in your blood
82. Mardi Gras is a month-long celebration
83. And Fat Tuesday is a daytime event
84. So don't get so drunk on Lundi Gras that you can't make it to the next morning's parade
85. It's completely normal to parade through the French Quarter in your underwear
86. Southern hospitality
87. There is no place with better food
88. How to take it easy and enjoy life
89. Run in a zig-zag form if being chased by an alligator.
90. What it actually means to bounce
91. How to throw beads from balconies
92. Look up or duck
93. What a shotgun house is
94. Go cups
95. Sometimes it's good to find a tiny baby in your mouth
96. It's all about context
97. Porch sitting is an underrated art
98. Your bike might get stolen & your car might get flooded
99. You might work terrible service jobs & sweat your soul out
100. But there's no other city like New Orleans
101. laissez les bon temps rouler
About the Creator
Sierra Vandervort
Hey, I'm Sierra!
I'm a yoga teacher, writer and music lover living in Oregon.
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