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You Gals Are Right

Some men are pigs

By Johann HollarPublished 5 years ago 3 min read
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I am well aware of you ladies and your disdain for men at times. We spent centuries treating you ladies like second-class citizens, where the only thing you were good for was cooking, cleaning the house, raising the kids that you made, and often at times sex-objects.

I am also well aware of the fact that there were women like Hypatia who were murdered for being smart, or women like Susan B. Anthony that were labeled as radicals just for wanting the right to vote. I don't think I need to say anything about Rosa Parks or Jane Roe, or the other crap that scum like Donald Trump spews.

The point I am trying to make, ladies, is that not all of us feel that you are hysterical witches that deserve to be burned at the stake.

I believe that we need more girl power here in the United States of America.

Granted we have strong gals like Cortez, Omar, Harris, Warren, and even Duckworth, let's not forget former first lady Michelle Obama.

But the real question is this.

Why can't we have an empowered woman in the White House?

Hillary Clinton won the 2016 election, but those traitors from the electoral college just had to give us Trump, the opposite of what Americans wanted.

Need I explain to you gals how much of a dirt-bag he is towards women?

Scumbag alert

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Or what Roy Moore did these girls while they were underage.

Moore's victims

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Don't forget the cryptkeeper here.

Delusional old coot

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I don't know why these bums would be considered a prime example of what it means to be men. How is it that controlling you gals is a form of manliness? Better yet, why is it men feel the need to buy a ton of guns, not ask for directions, or even try to make their peckers bigger?

These are things that even I don't understand as a man.

My father died when I was six, so I kind of had to man-up sooner than I would have. My line of thinking is much different than I was a kid, so if anything comes off as odd or stupid that is why. Plus, I have never been on any dates at all in my life.

I used to think that girls were not as into sports as guys, but as time passed, I realized that you could do more than ballet and volleyball.

Treating you right may not be a sign of manliness, but it is something that I know you gals would appreciate. So, if anything I am a gentleman.

What baffles me is that women like Stormy Daniels and Bree Olson are treated like whores, even though they are not in the porn business anymore. Men who are or were in the porn business are treated like royalty. I mean, WTF is up with this crap? Male chauvinism is hard at work still in this country.

Hitting the gym, practicing the combat arts, heavy-lifting/manual labor and barbecuing good meat, veggies, and seafood, are what I consider to be manly concepts. I also consider working with hand tools and putting things together with them as a manly concept.

If any of you ladies out there are into these things, I will so totally have my hard-on for you.

Don't get me wrong, I would like you ladies if you are similar to that of Elizabeth Warren, Ilhan Omar, Nancy Pelosi, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, and Rashida Tlaib. Those gals are tough and smart, and like many of you gals, you hate Trump. I'd find Megan Rapinoe hot if she wasn't a lesbian (not a bigot, I just mind my own business).

I am not trying to pick up chicks here with this post (at least that's not the main thing I am doing here) I am sharing my viewpoints on what I think is manly.

The fact that you gals are still being treated as items of sexual pleasure and baby-making machines while being treated like crap for wanting equal pay, equal treatment, the right to have abortions, there is a lot of stuff you gals want that you deserve, and I for one will not stand in your way.

Because I believe that a gentleman would not do such things to stop you from becoming equal to us men.

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About the Creator

Johann Hollar

I had attended Minnesota State University Mankato where I received my Bachelors in History with a Minor in Philosophy. I currently work at the Woodbury Village Target as a Stocker when I am not writing you all such interesting stories.

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