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They are nothing like Trump

By Johann HollarPublished 4 years ago 3 min read
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As you can see from this image, it is Donald J. Trump being depicted as the Joker, the clown prince of crime.

However, the fact that both the Joker and Trump are both psychopaths that would have no qualms about killing and stealing is where the comparison ends.

With the Joker, he is pretty much the Anti-Batman. Smart, calculating and and is always prepared for a fight with Batman, when it's not the other members of the DC Universe. Plus, whenever he plans his schemes, he is at least creative about it even though it has a clown/circus/comedy theme.

Trump is neither smart nor calculating.

When it comes to a fight, he would flee when given the chance.

As for being creative: since when has he ever named something that did not have his name on it?

Colonel Wilhelm Klink

There is virtually no comparison between this iconic TV character and Donald Trump.

Colonel Klink is a career soldier having served in the German forces during WW1 with distinction and is now the head of Stalag 13 prisoner-of-war camp. Even though he desires to move forward in life because of his hard work and duty to the German nation, he probably feels more comfortable as being the Kommandant of Stalag 13.

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Trump developed pussy feet when his time came to serve and has the nerve to say he is better than those who served.

He never really worked hard at anything in his life and yet feels entitled to everything. Let's also not forget he wants to be King of America.

Sergeant Schultz

Another iconic TV character with the known catch phrase "I know nothing" is nothing like Trump.

A good soldier Sergeant Schultz is and loyal to Kommandant Klink even when he suffers abuses from his commanding officer, the slow-witted character isn't the worst human being in the Hogan's Heroes series. If anything, he wants the war to end so he can go back to having a simpler life, which is why he often looks the other way when Hogan and company is up to no good.

Plus, he has good taste in food and drink.

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Trump is slow-witted, but when he knows nothing, he really knows nothing other than how to make an ass out of himself and he feels that a simpler life is beneath him.

With knowing good food and drink, he knows nothing of the sort.

MODOK

M.O.D.O.K. is a living computer that was once a person that was subjected to various, but horrible experiments that gave him psionic abilities along with superhuman intelligence. The process drove him mad and made him into the Marvel Supervillain that he is today.

He is currently the leader of A.I.M. and still poses a threat to the Avengers and many other members of the Marvel Universe.

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The one thing the two have in common is having a big-head.

Whereas M.O.D.O.K. was driven mad through experiments conducted on him, Trump is only mad when he doesn't get his way.

M.O.D.O.K. as the leader of A.I.M. uses every means at his disposal and every form of science to promote his evil ambitions. Trump uses nothing that is already in place because it was not done by him and even when he does have something that "he" put in place, he will not fully utilize it, let alone not pay attention to it because it does not benefit "him".

Goldfinger

Auric Goldfinger's evil plan involved hitting the gold reserves at Fort Knox with a dirty bomb that would make the gold useless for years to come.

Before he concocted this crime, he would often smuggle gold through secret compartments in his Rolls-Royce Phantom III and melts down the rest of it to make it part of his car.

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Trump has an extreme love of gold like Goldfinger, so much so that everything in his own home is Gold right down to the dinner ware.

Trump is more likely to rob Fort Knox of its Gold than destroy the Gold standard with a dirty bomb.

https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/psychology-tomorrow/201709/the-trump-goldfinger-illusion

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Johann Hollar

I had attended Minnesota State University Mankato where I received my Bachelors in History with a Minor in Philosophy. I currently work at the Woodbury Village Target as a Stocker when I am not writing you all such interesting stories.

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