SATIRE! - Some people who are much smarter than I want an all-white world.
Would that not be a good idea? . Would not a totally pure white genetic line be a good thing? . I cannot see the problem. . What can possibly go wrong?
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Some people who are much smarter than I want an all-white world.
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But? But? But?
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Would that not be a good idea!
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Would not a totally pure white genetic line be a good thing?
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I cannot see the problem.
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What can possibly go wrong?
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I mean it is not if…
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…We have do not have totally full proof antibiotics that will be 100% effective forever,
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…Or
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…That diseases can do anything silly like ever-mutating or become immune to those antibiotics!
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We live in super modern times now!
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Medieval style plagues are a thing of the past!
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They can never happen again!
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As chosen white children of God,
We are both above and beyond the normal rules and silly laws of biology and mere animals.
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Why would we ever need species adaptability or dog-like “Breed Hardiness”?
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Is that not what prayer to our beloved blue-eyed blonde Jesus is for?
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I am sure a super narrow gene pool will not only look much prettier,
But will also be absolutely fine,
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And, not at all, the total eventual death knell for the whole of so-called humanity!
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Sarcasm Rank achieved: 8/10
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Silliness: 9/10
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Patronisation of total dumb arses: 7/10
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! - If it was not immediately obvious, the above is only meant in satire - I do not actually believe that superstitious pseudo-religious racist crap!
- If you thought I was being serious and it made you angry, then I am sorry
- If you thought I was serious and agreed with any of the above then I am sorry that you are a bigoted idiot and also very sorry that you are allowed to breed,
at all,
even a bit!
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As evil as any philosophy in favour of any form of eugenics is,
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You have to admire the built-in irony that those that support it, are also, in themselves, so emotionally stupid that they are also a prime living example of perhaps why eugenics should be revisited as an idea!
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WHILE WE ARE ON THE SUBJECT…
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Why do so many right-wing pseudo-Christians think Jesus Christ was Pale, blonde-haired…
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…And (for some reason) blue-eyed?
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Do they have zero understanding of genetics or genealogy?
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We don’t know he was not, of course.
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But If he was,
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You would think such distinctive features in that geographic location might have been deemed noteworthy and mentioned in the various text.
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Just thought it might be worth asking…
In case anyone out there happened to know why…
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A QUICK REMINDER!
(If you needed it…)
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PEOPLE ARE NOT ONLY MERE THINGS!
PEOPLE HAVE NEVER BEEN BORN AS ONLY MERE THINGS!
PEOPLE WILL NEVER BECOME ONLY MERE THINGS!
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FOR YOUR FUTURE REFERENCE:
(In Case You Get Confused Easily!)
ALL FELLOW HUMAN BEINGS COUNT AS “PEOPLE”!
NOT JUST THE ONES YOU HAPPEN TO APPROVE OF!
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Can we find a way to stop
History from constantly repeating itself!
This is crap is 'Getting Old' now!
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Is there some way of giving "History" a gentle pat on the back?
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Or some sort of mystical version of some fruit flavoured TUMS
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Or a mystical version of a glass of water?
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Or wind it like a small baby?
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Or even, perhaps, a slightly smarter Human Race this is actually willing to learn!
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Ye know,
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To somehow stop it from keep 'repeating' on itself every time it makes a heavy meal of us?
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We do not need anymore vulgar History "Burps!",
Thank you very much!
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We have had enough of those now....!
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Ross E Fortune Lombardi
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A (Constantly Failing To Be Funny) satirist!
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