Forget UFOs Or UAPs! Aliens Have Been Right In Front Of Us For Years. We Just Didn't Know It. Now, we may know why!

Outerspace, aliens, and UFOs have found their way back into the hearts and minds of America and the world as the Pentagon has publicly admitted its' inability to identify the pyramid-like objects that have been recorded by United States Naval Aviators as well as others. While everybody is anxiously awaiting the news from the widely coveted and most likely sensational report to congress, some have gone out of their way to look for answers themselves. But, have they been successful? Former President Donald Trump certainly had his opinions and this to say!

It seems that the sightings of UFOs climbed during the pandemic. It shouldn't be any wonder why as Americans and people from around the Globe were without a job, without a clue, and without real resources to combat the C0vid-19 outbreak during the first few months of 2020. People returned to the great outdoors, our restaurants, bars, shopping centers, and movie theaters closed by the executive orders of governors. During that time people found themselves with plenty of extra free time to gaze into the heavens and wonder what was to become of the world. People no doubt stared at the heavens, praying to whatever god they pray, for help as their families' futures and their livelihoods were threatened. It's no wonder there was such an uptick in reports of unidentified aerial phenomenon or UAPs as they're called today.

In reality, since the forties, Americans and the world have been in fear of Aliens coming to earth. Sure, we fear what we don't understand. Maybe they've landed already maybe they haven't. In certainty, we would have some answers that have been plaguing us for years. It's just Roswell New Mexico. There've been many others, some popularized and some not so popular. In the Catskills, in 1946, two campers, a man and a woman, through their attorneys, documented what they believed was an alien encounter. Even those two campers, who went on to be barons of real estate, entertainment, and business in New York, could not escape the new reality that we may not be alone.

While camping in the Catskills, a beautiful part of New York state, a young Fred and Mary find themselves interrupted as a bright light in the sky came crashing down to earth. Being the power couple they were already becoming Fred and Mary went to investigate what it was and found something quite astonishing. In a crater at the end of a trail of moved dirt and broken trees, surrounded by fires and flames from the heat of its' entering earth's atmosphere, lay a small capsule.

"Oh my, what is it Fred?" a jolted and unnerved Mary asked her powerful husband.

Fred didn't know what to make of the object. It was metallic in nature and not the largest thing he ever witnessed. Fred advanced toward the capsule as the flames slowly burned out against the much cooler earth of the Catskill area. He picked up a stick and prodded at the long, white, tubular object in front of him, amazed at what it might mean.

"Mary," he stuttered, "Come look at this, I think it's a spaceship!"

Mary walked cautiously with anxious anticipation of what was to come. Little did she know, what was to come would affect her far more than Fred. Mary, in her sweet way, had brought Fred camping to announce life-changing news before they stood at the site of what might have been America's actual first encounter with a ship from outer space. Mary was two months pregnant as she moved closer and closer, watching Fred continue to poke around the strange craft.

"Are you sure you should be doing that?" she asked, taking his free hand in hers.

"It seems harmless," Fred told Mary, trying to calm his wife's sudden anxiety.

With a whisk and a release of cold, white, gasses, the top of the craft suddenly opened and Mary shrieked in horror as a small fury creature jumped from the craft, attaching itself to her belly. Mary fretted and fussed, screaming for her husband to help "get it off" of her, but it was to no avail. The little furry creature found its' way inside Mary's stomach through her belly button.

"Fred, what about the baby?" she cried, standing there, tears rolling down her blubbering face.

Fred knew not what to do about the horror that unfolded before his very eyes. However, in 1946 Fred knew that there was no way they could ever speak of this, not to anyone. The military would have certainly taken his wife off for testing, cut her open, and take the thing out of her. Fred could not bear the idea of losing his partner, his best friend, and his one true love.

"Look," said Fred. "We've got to keep this quiet. If anyone finds out it would wipe out the entire family fortune trying to fight the military and the government from taking you away from me."

Mary sobbed. She understood but Mary was also worried about the baby. She imagined all sorts of horrific scenarios that could happen, all of them leading to her baby coming out of her deformed, changed, or even inhuman. But, she agreed to keep things quiet. They could afford the best medical care and they could protect the child, whatever it would turn out to be.

9 months later, Mary successfully gave birth to a baby boy. Mary went on to raise her family, caring for all of her children just the same, but always worrying about this one's development. She was a proud mother when the child was born and named him Donald. Other than Donalds' aggressiveness, Mary noticed that he had some peculiarities as a young man and even through adulthood. He would only bath in water filled with Tang, the orange breakfast drink. He didn't care much for a home-cooked meal, choosing to sustain himself with greasy foods, fried foods, and generally an overwhelmingly unhealthy diet. Somehow, he stayed healthy.

Mary found that over time, as she aged, her son Donald didn't change much. Despite being both loved and equally hated around the world, young Donald was an intelligent, capable, and relentless businessman that from time to time performed grand acts of selflessness. Mary could be proud.

When Donald married his second trophy wife, even old Mary pulled him aside and said, "Son, with all that money, why do you choose to wear your hair that way?"

Donald's answer was different than what she expected. That was when Mary began to expect that the past did catch up to haunt her. Fortunately for her son, Mary passed away just months after asking him too many questions.

Donald's meteoric rise to fame and fortune wound him up in the most unlikely of places, the American political arena. It was there that the not-so-young Donald went to sleep for four years, his symbiotic master, that furry thing on top of his head, would use the status of the presidency to his advantage. In 2017 during a presidential visit to NASA, Donald took his alien master, the HAIR, to one of the earth's long-range transmitters. From there he sent the following message.

"Greetings from planet earth. I've been here for more than seventy earth years and have achieved everything I can. I am now the leader of the free world here on earth and have the power to save or destroy humanity. You may now send the second wave of support for our mission."

Donald didn't hold onto the power of the presidency, but the damage was done. By 2020 his people came and began looking for him. As Donald tucked tail and began to hide away at his fabulous Mara Lago Resort, even now the sightings of strange lights in the sky, and oddly shaped craft mingling with our fighter jets, tells us that they are here for their leader.

While Trumps' interest in aliens might have been fleeting, or it might have been serious, we may be able to answer why he was so interested in the question of aliens with another question. Why else does a billionaire from New York wear a hairdo that a poor man from the 1980s Soviet Union would absolutely have shaven? You decide!