My Bong Collection

I own 16 bongs. And I’m nowhere near finished collecting! Today I’m going to show you all of my bongs from least favourite to most favourite and tell you why they’re rated that way.

Let’s get right into it with what me and my boyfriend like to call “Clint”.

Clint👨

#16 - We call it Clint because let’s be honest, who’s ever met a guy named Clint that wasn’t a total cunt right? Nah just kidding – no offence if your name is Clint haha ‘Clint’ just sounds like ‘cunt’ and this bong is such a cunt. It’s our smallest bong in size and that no doubt has a hand in why it’s so shit.

I initially bought it because I thought it was adorable! I mean look at it! It’s so small and cute!! After my first pull of this bong I no longer thought this bitch was kawaii. Infact we keep this bong purely for how bad it is! Me and my boyfriend created a randomiser bong game that chooses which bong you will pull out of and having this ‘Clint’ in keeps the game interesting.

Gravity Bong 📉

#15 - Ok so actually don’t know if the gravity deserves second least favourite.. I might have to tie this guy with Clint.. This bong goes stale STRAIGHT away.. This bong is another that’s thrown into the randomiser bong game that you do NOT want to get.. infact I’d probably rather a Clint now that I’m thinking about it..

Genie🏺

#14 - Now this is another bong I bought on aesthetics and I think the name explains itself – but if it doesn’t – we call it genie cuz it looks like a genie lamp. The worst part about this bong is the cone piece is connected to the stem; so loading up this guy is quite the hazard. My boyfriend hates this bong so much that we have to keep it in the cupboard where no one can see it or be reminded of its existence much like Harry Potter at the Dursley’s house. ⚡

Daily 🌞

#13 - Now, it kind of breaks my heart to put this so low on the list of favourites as this was the first bong I ever bought. It’s called daily because the second bong we bought was Clint so.. obviously if you had this guy plus Clint this guy is gonna be your go to – a given!

Eileen 🏗️

#12 - Eileen also doesn’t deserve to be this far down on the list as she pulls nicely however – it only gets better from here! Ilene got her name from her prominent lean. Duh!

👽Alien Bong👽

#11 - If this bong wasn’t broken it’d rate way higher due to the fact that I can share a hit with my boyfriend – CUTE! There’s a slight crack on the under-side so it slowly leaks water.. one day we’ll fix it but our attempts have proved futile so far..

Rainbow Twins🌈🌈

#10 & #9 - Up next are our twin rainbow bongs! My boyfriend knew I wanted a luminous rainbow bong so he ordered one from Canada for my birthday but unfortunately when it arrived it appeared to have a pinhole right underneath the *********. He let the supplier know and she sent out a new one and also allowed us to keep the bong with the hole in it! We super glued it up and kept both!! TWINNING!!! – how good! 🌈🌈🌈

Mushroom Guy🍄

#8 - Grace Glass – can’t go wrong – I bought this one most recently for my boyfriend’s birthday – pulls nicely due to the percolator. Nice design 👌👌

🕳️The Holy Bong-ble 🙏

#7 - This bong is awesome! Sick to hold, sick to pull from and sick to look at.. I’m noticing the more I like about a bong the less I have to say about it haha I guess the pictures show how good the quality is.

Pink Bits💖

#6 - We called this girl pink bits because -not only the pink accents and the fact that it comes apart- but because I once knew of a very rememberable guy who had a porn website called pink bits so its abit of an inside joke about that guy. He was a psycho hahaha. 💗💗

Red & White Grace Glass 🔴⚪

#5 - Probably the least imaginative name right? This one (as with every Grace Glass product we own) pulls beautifully and is great quality glass.

Big Boy 🌪🗿

#4 - This guy is our most expensive bong to date.. and I mean.. look at it! He’s amazing!! When we bought this bong.. we could not afford it but who the hell could walk away from this bong! Like seriously!!!! Ooft need I say anymore.. youre all welcome for even being able to lay your eyes on it ;)

Beaker/Swirly 🌀💜

#3 - I have a soft spot for beaker bongs.. they are so good looking and great to hold in my opinion. Also – I love a bong without a choke! – just easier ya know

Cobra 🐍

#2 - Now this one would get my boyfriend’s number one but it’s my number two. This is our actual daily – great cone piece, smoothest pull, and surprisingly good mouth feel despite how it looks it would feel.

Grinch 🎄

Number one!!!!!!!!!!! I got this guy on Christmas Day!! Great name right! This bong is by far my favourite – never had a bad hit from it… nah that’s a lie hahaha I’m sure I’ve left some clouds in there for too long and had a stale hit. But just trust me this bong is so fucking good.

Wow! We’re done!! How good 16 down! Fuck I need a billy now – Until next time guys xx

-Milo