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Best Marijuana Cleanses

Make sure to flush the THC out of your body with these marijuana cleanses before your next job interview.

By Wendy WeedlerPublished 7 years ago 4 min read

Stringent marijuana drug laws are dramatically changing at the local, state, and federal levels, but there is still a powerful stigma attached to marijuana use in the workplace and other social environments. Because of marijuana's new quasi-legal status, use is less discriminated against. However, failing a drug test due to recreational use can still cost smokers their jobs and get them into trouble with the US legal system.

Many people think that drinking lots of water will flush THC out of their system, but this is a myth. Water only masks the THC, and there is no guarantee it will work. Other THC-ridding myths include the consumption or use of cranberry juice, goldenseal, niacin, bleach, vinegar, surejell, ginger root tea, and creatine pills. This is just a short list of what people claim works to get a clean urine test. (Bleachreally? What is wrong with people?)

The Best Ways to Get a Full Detox

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The reason that people fail drug tests is that they fail to realize that your body metabolizes marijuana very slowly. If you’re a regular user, you are familiar with "drug half-lives." This refers to the period of time a particular drug takes to process out of your system. Marijuana has a long detection time—up to one to two months—because the detectable chemicals like cannabinoid tetrahydrocannabinol (THC) stay in the body’s fat cells. A natural way to detox your system is to, obviously, abstain from marijuana completely for four to six weeks. Drinking lots of water, eating high-fiber food, exercising, and sweating also help. But if you’re in a pinch and need to pass a test sooner than a month down the road, there are 24-to-five-day marijuana cleanses and detoxes that may give you quicker results. But not everyone’s metabolism is the same. That being said, marijuana cleanses can help get the job done.

Because the human metabolism can’t process out THC as fast as we'd like, we’ve compiled a list of the best marijuana cleanses designed to help you flush out the THC in your system. And while we aren’t necessarily promoting the use of marijuana, if you are a regular user, keep yourself protected and try the best marijuana detox cleanses the internet has to offer!

The 710 Detox is a three-step, easy-to-use detox program for those panicked folks who might have smoked a bit too much last night. The two bottles and a pack of herbal capsules help cleanse the body on a level that’s never before been reached. If you are a daily user or partake in the strong 420 waxes, oils, concentrates, and edibles, this product is for you.

Herbal Clean QCARBO32 is an easy one-step formula for people with higher toxin levels or larger body mass. This advanced super detoxifying solution provides the satisfaction and reliability for today's lifestyles that expose us to numerous pollutants from many sources, including the air we inhale, water we drink, and food we ingest.

The 5 Day kit is specially formulated to fortify and assist the body's natural detoxification process by eliminating toxic buildup and free radical invasion from your body. The 5 Day Detox will cleanse your body of unwanted toxins permanently—as long as you don't introduce new toxins into your body. The 5 Day Kit contains four different types of capsules that are taken at specific times during your marijuana cleanse in order to eradicate toxic buildup.

Instant acting, The Stuff is an intense herbal marijuana cleanse detox. When it’s time for intensive detoxing, you need the good stuff—The Stuff. The Stuff has been scientifically engineered, though not FDA approved, to work with your body’s natural cleansing processes and kick them into overdrive. Toxins and impurities don’t stand a chance!

Our digestive system is faced daily with the difficult task of not only breaking down and absorbing food, but also filtering harmful chemicals and toxins from our environment. The 7-Day Ultimate Cleanse offers a unique, two-part program that works with the body's own internal detoxification systems to cleanse through the digestive tract.

Assure Detox with Eliminex Plus is a powerful formula that methodically scours the body of pollutants. Rely Detox has been formulated to cleanse the body of toxins within one hour of consumption. Users are also advised to avoid unwanted toxins, avoid drinking the detox after a large meal, and to drink lots of water.

If you want added insurance with the Assure Detox by Total Eclipse to make sure your test is totally clean, try Definite Detox Insurance Capsules while drinking some detox cleansers. You'll be happy you did both!

And just in case you aren't getting a piss test... If you're getting swabbed in the mouth, don't freak out! The High Voltage Saliva Cleanse Detox Mouthwash will remove all toxins from your mouth for up to one hour. High Voltage Mouthwash can fit in your pocket, and it is always ready when you need it. Just swish it in your mouth minutes prior to the test to be CLEAN! Shake it, swish it, and spit it! Effects can last up to an hour, but the sooner you take the test, the better.

Ultimate Blend 24 is specifically designed for heavily toxic people, and those weighing over 250 lbs. If you're a little chunky because of all those munchies, then this marijuana cleanse is your drink!


About the Creator

Wendy Weedler

Lives in Washington D.C. Has been part of the legalization movement for decades.

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