ALL MY KITTENS

The saga begins with Sable Garson sitting in the chair at Krista's House of Fur. Sable is getting what she refers to as her premature aging covered up. Sable has been coloring her fur for awhile now. When she spotted her first piece of gray fur she simply ripped it out and had a glass of skim milk or was it whole milk or was it 2% milk. Sable just remembers drinking milk. After this Sable developed a milk addiction!

This addiction developed soon after her son Alec was born. Sable would drink all of the milk that was supposed to go to her son. Alec was a very malnourished little kit. This addiction ended after she found Krista, and after doing some time at The Betty Ford Center.

Betty Ford's cat was a milkaholic also, so she founded this facility to help other cats who had the same problem.

Sable tells Krista everything! Actually most of her clients feel comfortable confiding in her. Sable is sitting in the chair as her fur dye job is processing when a youthful cat a beautiful cat named Tawny walks in. Tawny is at the salon to get a tan. Normally she bakes out in the sun, but this year,2020, is different. Hidden Valley has seen more rainy days this year than any year any resident can recall.

Tawny sits in an empty chair. Tawny is wearing a seductive outfit. She is wearing a tank top which reveal her assets and a tight fitting mini skirt and some sandals.

"Honey? Why don't you do all of us a favor and run home quickly to put some clothing on?" Sable suggests. Krista pretends that she didn't hear the awkward exchange of words. Krista quickly changes the subject as she can feel the tension in the room.

"So how are you today, Tawny?" Krista asks.

"I'm fine! I'm here to lay in the tanning bed.

"Tawny, if you keep on tanning, you'll look like an old hag soon," Sable offers.

"I wouldn't tan either but my new boyfriend is taking me on an exotic getaway. He even bought me a brand new bikini for the occasion."

"Oh that's nice?" Sable observes.

"Yes it is," Tawny agrees.

"What's the name of this friend? Who is your beau? You know the man going through a midlife crisis? I mean have you even gone through puberty yet?" Sable says.

"His name is Wilburn. I call him Willy."

"Isn't that bizarre?" Krista asks. "That's Sable's hubby's name too. I never realized that Wilburn is such a popular name."

"It isn't a popular name. This floozy over there has been sleeping with my husband!" Sable freaks.

Sable's service has been completed. She gets up out of the chair and approaches Tawny, who is biting her claws.

"Listen here Wilburn is my husband. I suggest that you stay out of his bed, and out of his life! Do you hear me? And if you don't adhere to this warning I promise you I will make your life a living hell."

Sable suddenly realizes that Tawny is the gal who writes the trashy gossip column for The Hidden Valley Gazette.

Sable decides to wait outside the salon for her chauffer, Sinclair. Tawny is now in the tanning bed.

Sinclair is dressed in a suit and a tie and he is wearing a hat. He gets out of the limo to open the door for Sable. As the limo drives away a Porsche pulls up. Wilburn, who appears to be the flavor of the month in Hidden Valley gets out of the car and enters the salon.

"Good afternoon there baby," Krista says as she passionately kisses Wilburn.

Krista informs Tawny that she has some time left to bake. She sets a timer, a tea-pot shaped one, and tells her when the alarm sounds to get out of the tanning bed. Krista quickly peeks out the front window to ensure that Sable is gone.

Things between Krista and Wilburn. They are ripping off their clothes! The two are breathing heavily. Sometimes Wilburn wonders how much more love taking his heart can take. He does maintain that if it is his time that this would be an ideal way to go.

Over at the Garson mansion, Sable races to Wilburn's bedroom. She begins throwing Wilburn's clothes and other possessions into a suitcase. She doesn't stop to fold the clothes neatly she just throws them wherever they fit. Mabel, the longtime Garson family maid walks into the messy room, that she just cleaned a minute ago.

"Mrs. Garson may I help you? What in the name of God are you doing?" Mabel asks.

"I'm just practicing social distancing with Mr. Garson. That son of a bitch is playing me for a fool. No one plays Sable Garson for a fool and lives to talk about it"

Initially Mabel is hesitant at first but she decides to help after Sable threatens to terminate her. Mabel puts the stuffed suitcases into the limo. Sable gets into the limo too . Her next stop the offices of Garson Industries.