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Print-On-Demand Biz for Side Hustle Income
Are you the sort of person that has good ideas for products? Do you think ‘that would look great on a t shirt’ ? Do you think of yourself as someone that knows what looks good and what doesn’t? Then this might be the ideal business for you.
EstalontechPublished 2 years ago in Journalcourt,” said the old lady
‟ mentioned in the Revelations, again prevails. Pray come and see my lodging. It will be a good omen for me. Youth, and hope, and beauty are
Heart or Peace
Pain comes and goes but torture feels forever. You ride a wave but the tides never show. You become overwhelmed by what’s going on, and you can even realize how it became all wrong. Step after step you try to move forward, push yourself to do things, only to fall downward.
I Think, Therefore I Meme
Hey there! 👋😁⚡ I'm back with another edition of Meme-ing Madness! And this time there is literally something for everyone!
Lightning BoltPublished 2 years ago in JournalHard Truth
There once was a man who did not serve in Afghanistan, but he was a marine in the nineties. Right after the Gulf Wars, deployed to Somalia.
Jamie LeFebvrePublished 2 years ago in JournalThe WSJ is NOT Journalism - Here's why.
This article is in reply to [some of] the WSJ documentary on the future of global trade and the global supply chain. To reply to the entire thing will take more than one article because I couldn't get two minutes into it without already identifying a slew of propaganda, and claims that were either incorrect, dangerous, or terrifying.
Peter ThwingPublished 2 years ago in JournalTips For Fitness Trainers
There are several tips for fitness trainers to keep in mind, including developing a unique selling proposition (USP). It is also important to be open with clients and take notes during workouts. You should also make sure to be honest and remain objective when dealing with personal information. If you are not comfortable with your client's needs, it is best to transfer them to another trainer. Also, make sure that you are willing to give a trial session for free.
Lark BeginPublished 2 years ago in JournalTribal Lessons #1
My grandma used to say, “Child, best ya no complain ‘bowt makin’ good honest money, cuz it’ll run from ya like a ice cube in hell.”
I couldn't make this up if I tried
If I had not experienced first hand all of the atypical and bizarre events that make up the peculiar story that is my life, I doubt that I would believe much of it to be true, and I would praise the creative mind that would be capable of conjuring such imaginative fiction. I would like to think that I possess the sort of original and inventive talent that the creation of such a story would require, but in reality, I don’t think I could make any of it up if I tried. My story is such that no one, upon listening to any part of it, is able to say that they had an experience that is even remotely similar to mine.
katie beamPublished 2 years ago in Journal22-7
22/7 Today I write with the intention of addressing several grievances. I feel the need to not only defend myself but provide an explanation as to why things are the way they and a personal theory into how. Firstly, it is important that you understand that I will never be able to see eye-to-eye with you. This is not a matter of difference in opinion but a difference in nature. Secondly, I will make mention of my own frustrations to these misunderstandings and your seemingly outright refusal to even consider the fact that, no, your brother is not who you believe him to be. Thirdly, I request complete and utter silence and disconnect in communications. Do not, I repeat, do not contact me about anything irrelevant lest it be an emergency. This is a harsh beginning but I encourage you to continue.
Vennen TannagePublished 2 years ago in JournalThe ADHD Brain
6:30 - Wake up before my son wakes up. Make coffee and prepare his morning bottle. 6:45 - Remember I need to brush my teeth before he gets up. I get to the bathroom still holding bottle, why am I still holding it? Put it down, gotta brush hair. Oh gosh, need to clean the sink, it’s still dirty.
Emilie TurnerPublished 2 years ago in JournalThe Real Reason You Aren't Being Promoted
Bunfights, the Dunning-Kruger effect, the Peter Principle and Raised Eyebrows In the year I was promoted, interest rates rose to 5.25%. International markets went downhill on a black bin liner, and it wasn’t long before the world experienced an almighty financial crash. The worst economic disaster since the Great Depression of 1929.
Malky McEwanPublished 2 years ago in Journal