Fyzog

Introduction

Fizzog

noun informal British

a person's face or expression.

"he has a constant look of surprise on his fizzog"

Etymology

From physiognomy.

Fyzog

"There was only one rule: don’t open the door.”

But since when do teenagers follow rules?

They were staying the night in a "haunted cottage" haunted by a Fyzog, a malevolent spirit that could get into a body and turn others to stone. The Fyzog was said to live in the cellar, hence the instructions.

But what was the point of coming to a haunted cottage if you can't see what is haunting it? They were sat in the room, watching porn on their phones.

"Oh my god, I think I'm turning to stone!!" laughed one.

"Come on let's open the door"

"The rules say..."

"Sod the rules, there's nothing down there"

They opened the door and went down in the cellar, there was nothing but rubbish.

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He woke and screamed, he thought he had dozed off.

His mate was in the opposite chair, turned to stone, his final expression a scream.

He remembered nothing, but it looked like the Fyzog had been let out, possessed him, and turned his mate to stone.

He didn't know what to do, but then called the police and ambulance, though a pick-up truck would have been more appropriate.

There was a lot of explaining to do, and none of it would make the slightest bit of sense.