55 Pumpkin Puns to Elevate Your #SquashGoals This Halloween

As the weather turns cooler, it's time to fully embrace sweater weather, and what better way to do that than by getting into the fall spirit? Halloween is approaching, little ghouls and goblins are selecting their costumes, and Halloween recipes are trending on TikTok. Pumpkin spice lattes and chai teas have become daily indulgences, and the local farms are brimming with pumpkins waiting to be turned into jack-o’-lanterns.

Before you head to the pumpkin patch, check out our collection of witty gourd puns. These puns will add a dash of humor to your Instagram captions for all those adorable pumpkin photos you'll be sharing. After all, it's almost a rule that if it's not on Instagram, it didn't happen, right? You can also brush up on some silly Halloween jokes to entertain your friends and family on your way to the best pumpkin patch in town. These puns are bound to have everyone howling with laughter. Oh my gourd, you're in for a treat!

1. Go Big or Gourd Home

2. What’s Cookin’, Gourd Lookin’?

3. I’m a Bit of a Country Pumpkin

4. Let’s Give ’Em Pumpkin to Talk About

5. Life Is Gourd

6. Slipped on a Pumpkin. It Caught Me Off Gourd

7. Don’t Gourd Breaking My Heart

8. I Used a Pumpkin to Summon Ghosts. It Was an Ouija Gourd

9. Welcome to the Pun-kin Patch!

10. Hello, Gourd-geous

11. Orange You Pumped That It’s Almost Halloween?

12. A Pumpkin a Day Keeps the Goblins Away!

13. My Gourd Luck Charm

14. Oh My Gourd, I Love Fall

15. Have a Gourd Time This Halloween!

16. Oh, Dear Gourd!

17. Patch You Later!

18. Time to Get Smashed!

19. When in Doubt, Gourd It Out

20. Gourd of the Rings

21. I’ve Been Pumpkin Iron at the Gym

22. #SquashGoals

23. Have a Gourd Day!

24. We Have Nothing but Gourd Intentions

25. What Happens When You Drop a Pumpkin? It Goes Squash!

Pumpkin Spice Puns

26. There’s a Big Difference Between Yoga and Pie-lattes

27. Unless It’s Pumpkin Spice, I Don’t Give a Frappe

28. Pumpkin Spice and Everything Nice

29. That’ll Do Spicely

30. I Only Drink Pumpkin Spice—Just Call Me a Basic Witch

31. I Love You a Pumpkin Spice Latte

32. Pumpkin Spice Season Is Finally Here! Better Latte Than Never

33. Let’s Pumpkin Spice Things Up!

34. Blood Type: Pumpkin Spice

35. Sorry I’m Latte. I Had to Pick Up My Pumpkin Spice

36. Pumpkin Spice, Spice, Baby

Pumpkin Pie Puns

37. Beauty Is in the Pie of the Beholder

38. I Only Have Pies for You

39. Pie’ve Been Waiting All Season for This

40. Pie Love Spending Time with You

41. You’re the Pumpkin Pie of My Eye

42. Pumpkin Pi

43. You Occu-pie My Thoughts

44. Piece Out

45. Bake My Day

46. Pie Beg to Differ

47. The Best That Money Can Pie

Jack-O’-Lantern Puns

48. We’re Carving Out Some Leisure Time

49. You Don’t Know Jack-o’-Lantern

50. Let’s Get Lit

51. Who’s Ready to Carve Out Some Fun

52. How Do You Fix a Cracked Jack-o’-Lantern? With a Pumpkin Patch!

53. I’m Hollow Inside

54. Hollow-queen

55. Happy Hollow-ween!

With these puns, your Halloween season is bound to be filled with laughter and delight. Enjoy your pumpkin picking and carving, and don't forget to share the pumpkin pun love with your friends and followers!