Spring Broken: Helluva Boss Episode 3

spoilers ahead. I will be talking about what happens and how it ends

Spring Broken

When it comes to parenting it is important to show love and affection. Something Blitzo does every single time Loona is around In the pilot episode we come to learn she is Blitzo’s adopted daughter.

Blitzo seems to have no love interest but he did have a girlfriend years before I.M.P. Her name Verasika Mayday, a Succubus who is a well-known pop star…on Earth, actually. We find this out because I.M.P is heading to work in their Van and just as they were about to park, a pink 1957 convertible parks in I.M.P. only parking spot. In raged Blitzo shouts out his van with a megaphone “Listen up you over pink cum dump, you have got three god damn seconds to get your TITS!!! Out of my parking spot.” Then two seconds later he is shocked to see who it is…his ex-girlfriend. Verosika Mayday.

They both have such a grudge against each other. It is unclear as to why Blitzo dumped Verosika. But Verosika has every single right to hate Blitzo, let’s be honest, would you be happy to see your ex, if they did the same thing Blitzo did.

“You gonna run off, leaving someone else to pay for the hotel room, steal their car and run three rings to Wrath and max MY credit cards on shitty horse riding lessons?! – Verosika Mayday

Is it just me, or does Blitzo really love horses? The fight stops when Vortex Verosika’s Hellhound get Blitzo to step aside.

You would think trying to reason with each other can help make an agreement, but c’mon this is hell, So, Blitzo challenges Verosika and her group of Incubus and Succubus to a demon dual.

The Challenge: I.M.P. can kill more humans then Verosika and her group can fuck by the end of the day.

Game on. This is the first time we see Loona come to the human world to help I.M.P. win because Loona can disguise herself as a human. So, Loona lures the humans to a spot to kill. Everything is going good until Verosika goes on stage in her human disguise and performs as a pop star She sings her song Bone Town (Yes, it is about sex and getting it on) The song makes the humans get horny and the incubus and succubus give out some type of pheromone to get the humans to have sex with them.

Blitzo, can see he is losing the challenge fast, so he shouts for everyone to step up their game and speed things up. However, Loona isn’t listening due to her getting distracted by Vortex in his human disguise, Blitzo gets in his “protecting my child” mode and reminds Loona about the bet. Which turns into a father-daughter fight. Something that caught my attention was when Loona says “ You’re not my real dad, I was almost eighteen,” Blitzo shouts it still counts that her loves her as if she was his own daughter, and it should mean something. But when Loona says “I didn’t need you then asshole, I don’t now.”

I don’t think Loona was talking about Blitzo, I think she was saying it to her real father that left her. I believe this because she tries to apologize, but Blitzo was hurt by Loona words that he walks away informing Loona he was going to go kill something.

Moxxie and Millie See that Blitzo has also gotten himself distracted so they continue the killing. Only to have Moxxie getting spotted and for some odd reason to be mistaken for a possum, but then again during spring break and being drunk as hell, things don’t always seem what they are. So the dumbass spring breakers toss Moxxie in a kegger and somehow Moxxie gets drunk as a skunk. Millie does get Moxxie out. When suddenly a giant fish monster coming out of the water. This happen when Verasika threw her bottle of Beleza juice, at the crowd only to land in the ocean. Holy shit. Looks like it is I.M.P. to the rescue. Or, Millie because she takes down the monster herself because Moxxie almost becomes a snack.

If killing the fish was the end of the show think again, Blitzo and Verasika try blaming each other for what happened, on the beach. Millie was smart enough to go into the fish monster’s stomach and pull out Verasika’s bottle. Right at that spot, Verasika knew she was the one at fault, Blitzo takes advantage of Verasika’s situation and makes an agreement with her to stay quiet by forfeiting the challenge. Like we didn’t see that coming.

As for the ending…oh God damn!!!

1. Loona gets her heart crush when Vortex says “If you ever down to party I’ll give you a ring sometime,” and ends with “Yeah, my girlfriend throws tons of hellhound parties, let’s get you some friends girl.” – Ouch, friend zone. I think we can all relate I know I can 14 times to be exact.

2. Verrakica Mayday and her crew not only lose the challenge and feel like shit, but get arrested because the police in the human world are accusing them of killing people and bring a monster.

Verasika ends the episode with her telling everyone: “Alright sluts, get ready to suck a whole lot of pig dick.” Judging from everyone's expressions it looks like they have done it before.

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