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Analyzing The Chicken Joke

I've got a joke for you

By Zulqarnain HaiderPublished 2 years ago 4 min read
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Analyzing The Chicken Joke
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Two individuals stand in a foyer.

One goes to the next: 1. I have a joke for you.

2. No kidding?

1. For what reason did the chicken go across the street?

2. Do you intend to actually say "For what reason" did the chicken go across the street?

1. Indeed.

2. Goodness alright.

1. So "For what reason" did the chicken go across the street?

2. Is it safe to say that we are discussing one of us who's apprehensive about a domineering jerk or a real chicken?

1. A genuine empty head.

2. So you.

1. Ha. No, a padded, two-legged, egg-making, winged animal.

2. Goodness, a gallus domesticus

1. A what?

2. The logical name for chicken.

1. Goodness... then yes. A nerve... nerve... homegrown thing.

2. Gallus Domesticus.

1. Gallus Domesticus.

2. Awesome.

1. Great.

2. What?

1. So... "For what reason" did the "Gallus Domesticus" go across the street?

2. Goodness right. In what sense "cross"?

1. Eh?

2. Very much did they disturb it, step on its toe or take some cash?

1. What are you referring to?

2. How did they make the street cross?

1. No, no, no. Went across. From one side to the next.

2. Gracious... Peregrinate.

1. What?

2. Decussate.

1. Is it true or not that you are communicating in English?

2. Indeed, obviously. What about "Navigate"

1. Indeed, that is all there is to it. "Navigate from one side to the next"

2. Ok, presently I get it.

1. So?

2. So?

1. Try not to make me say it once more.

2. Goodness... "For what reason" did the "Gallus Domesticus" "Cross" the street?

1. Indeed. That is all there is to it!

2. Ok... be that as it may.

1. No "buts".

2. Your meaning could be a little clearer" "street"?

1. Everybody knows streets. The things individuals drive on. With vehicles. Or on the other hand trucks. Or on the other hand transports. Or on the other hand... pause, you make them do it now.

2. Doing "it" what?

1. It doesn't make any difference. Back to "Street". What don't you comprehend about "Street"?

2. All things considered, I can accept you mean black-top parkway.

1. Indeed...

2. In any case...

1. I said no "buts"

2. What on the off chance that its optimistic. Like dreams or wants?

1. I don't have a clue.

2. You know. "The way to El Dorado".˜

1. Where?

2. El Dorado. The city of gold.

1. Gracious. However, what's that have to do with...

2. There is no genuine city. "The Road to El Dorado" is a similitude for our way through life to accomplish illumination.

1. Alright. As a matter of fact, I can't utter a word since I don't have the foggiest idea where we are.

2. The street. A black-top parkway or a higher expansion...

1. Try not to complete that sentence! A black-top expressway.

2. Much obliged to you for clearing that up.

1. Don't worry about it. So?

2. So... what?

1. So... "For what reason" did the "Gallus Domesticus" "Cross" the "Black-top Highway"?

2. Gee... I don't have the foggiest idea.

1. To get to the opposite side!!!

2. The opposite side?

1. Indeed!

2. The etherial plain or the compare of where they put forward?

1. What? Gracious... what happens next?

2. Indeed, would they say they are hoping to continue on toward a day to day existence past our human presence?

1. WHAT?

2. Is it true or not that they are hoping to take their life? Pass on. And afterward continue on to the etherial plain. Or on the other hand Heaven. You know get to "The Other Side".

1. Erm... I don't have the foggiest idea.

2. Or then again the specific inverse of where their process started from one edge of the black-top roadway to the next edge?

1. Erm... I think the subsequent one. Be that as it may, presently I don't know.˜

2. Indeed, I figure you ought to find out before you beginning asking me inquiries.

1. I wasn't posing you an inquiry! Look it's an exemplary joke - "For what reason did the chicken go across the street?"

2. You mean: For what reason did the Gallus Domesticus cross the black-top roadway?

1. Precisely!

2. Why?

1. "To get to the opposite side!"

2. You mean: To come to the etherial plain.

1. No.

2. Or on the other hand: To come to the compare position from which they started.

1. NO! NO! NO!

2. Well... in the event that you will make a wisecrack basically tell it appropriately.

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About the Creator

Zulqarnain Haider

I write short stories and poetry. I hope you find yourself in between the spaces of my words.

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  • Andleeb Rashid2 years ago

    hehehe nice

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