Gemini horoscope for June 2021

Geminis, it's party season! Time to hide away that evil twin this month. Pull your punches and plop 'em in the good ol' cocktail bowl, coz it's yo' birthday honeychild, and you best be on your dandiest behaviour if you want people lavishing you with the gifts and attention we both know you are craving.

It's been a long, strange, year for you, frisky Gemini, and you're ready to be the recipient of some quality lovin' this birthday, covid be damned! We know those bitches you call friends (on a good day) better not suggest a zoom party for you, but if they do, keep your cool. Play it smart and you'll get the zebras on the beach in Portugal birthday that you both want and deserve.

This month you might be tempted to give the world a friendly middle finger whilst getting lost in a bubblicious sea of frothy champagne bubbles, but why not try fighting the Gemini urge to keep everything light and airy, and instead, dive deep into that warm, salty pool of birthday sentimentality.

How about surprising your loved one with a special poem? The moon will be in your 11th house on the 3rd June, so that would be the perfect time to get dressed in something ocean blue, count backwards from 10 to set the stars on fire, and then recite your masterpiece to a select audience. A Libran, an Aquarian or a Cancerian will be the most open hearted and appreciative of your efforts, and may even surprise you with a special performance of their own! (wink wink!)

With Jupiter taking an anticlockwise journey around Pluto, you may feel a little sensitive around the 15th-20th of June, but let yourself breathe into the discomfort. Jupiter won't do this again in your lifetime, so use this opportunity to open your root chakra. And I mean really open it, Gemini.

Speaking of openings, watch out for holes. Rabbit holes specifically. Look we know you're a nosy busybody at the best of times, but if you go looking for gossip this month you'll be spinning and spiralling down into a world of tall hats and mad cats faster than you can say Alice (who the **** is Alice?). This is not the month for prying into anyone else's holes but your own. Stay in your own hole, Gemini.

Instead, put your agile mind to work on more lucrative endeavours. Quick thinking Gemini likes having lots of projects on the go, so you'll be pleased to know that the stars are giving you the green light this month to get started on that side hustle you've been dreaming and scheming about. You’re the most successful when you’re working on something that makes you happy Gemini, so throw yourself into something that delights your playful, chatty nature. Maybe you could start a matchmaking service, or become an undercover shopper? Just don't let your boss hear about it, or anyone else who might piss on your parade. Bitches be jealous, and you don’t need any of their shade right now. Or ever.

It's going to be an exciting month for your Gemini. Just watch that you don't get caught up thinking so loudly that you can't hear the clock ticking inside your own head. It's going to yell cuckoo at you whether you choose to cover your ears or embrace the moment and sing along, so I recommend leaning in. Go on, do an interpretive dance to that strange song. It will get you in the mood for shedding the weight of the past year and two-stepping your way into a new chapter that promises to be lighter and less boring than the past 12 months.