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Titty Tote Time

Titty Totes are the perfect gift any time you're toting.

By Filthy StaffPublished 8 years ago 5 min read
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Every woman deserves a Titty Tote. Something she can throw a few things into and head out to the beach. A bag for the every day chores of today's modern, on the go girl. She will carry a statement of strong feminine values and positive body image. Go get your girl a Titty Tote today.

Melons and Milk Jugs

Show off your support for breasts as you get your chores done. Forget those one-use plastic grocery bags that kill the environment. Take your Titty Tote grocery shopping instead. From melons to milk jugs and everything in between, the tote can fit just about anything you need to carry. The weather-resistant fabric makes it perfect to carry chilled items, and you don’t have to worry about anything leaking or spilling on your tote. It’s also a great way to meet new people and attract the attention of that sexy stranger that you’re always hoping will bump into your cart. The colorful bag is definitely a conversation starter, and is a great way to show off all of the good causes that you support, including #FreeTheNipple and Breast Cancer Awareness.

Bras and Other Clothing

What better use for a Titty Tote than to carry the garments that support your boobs? Whether you’re going to your friend’s house for the night or going away for the weekend, use your bag to pack your bras, underwear, and your cutest outfit, so that you’re prepared for whatever the world throws your way. This bag is great to leave in your car wit a change of clothes for unexpected overnights or those tricky situations where you didn’t know you’d need to wear something nicer. With the Titty Tote, you’ll never have to be late to an impromptu night out again. You’ll always be ready to dress to impress. More importantly, once you’ve changed into your fresh outfit, you can use your Titty Tote as a new and intriguing purse.

Jello Molds and Cupcakes

We’ve all had to lug tons of party supplies to a friend’s house to prepare and had a bag split open, making a mess. Those days are long gone with the Titty Tote. Transport everything in your 15x15" Titty Tote and you won’t have to worry about hurting your hands, either. The 100 percent natural cotton bull denim handles will stay soft on your skin. Whether you’re bringing the jello molds, cupcakes, punch bowl, or decorations, your Titty Tote will hold everything you need. Better yet, it serves as a great bag to keep with you if you go out after the party. This tote makes a perfect catchall for a night out on the town.

Your Favorite Pussy

The Titty Tote is the perfect size to carry your favorite furry friend with you anywhere you go. The weather resistant padding will keep them nice and warm on those chilly days. Your pussycat or chihuahua can comfortably ride alongside you all day. The weather resistant fabric keeps them from getting wet as well. After all, pets have titties, too! Your pets can also draw attention to your exciting new bag, and vice versa.

Your Laptop, Books, and Notebooks

Show the world that being dedicated to your studies doesn’t mean that you can’t challenge societal norms by using the Titty Tote as a book bag. Show your classmates that you support #FreeTheNipple and Breast Cancer Awareness by sporting this colorful and fashionable bag. It is more than big enough to carry a laptop and then some, and is sturdy enough to get even the most intense student to class without ripping. Who knows, maybe it will help you finally attract the attention of the cute guy that sits the next row down.

Sex Toys

What better way to store and transport your toys than with a bag that supports body equality? Let’s face it, a Titty Tote is way classier than black bags that sex shops give you. It’s a fun way to keep your private toys concealed and stored in a way that spills can’t damage them. It also makes them easy to transport if you decide to take them on a trip or over to a partner’s house.

Titty Tote Your Pussy Pillow

One of the best uses for the Titty Tote is to use it to carry and store other items that Filthy Gorgeous has to offer. Want a way to take your Pussy Pillow on an overnight? Pack it in a Titty Tote.

Beach Essentials

Show off your best assets by taking your Titty Tote to the beach. Your tote will be the perfect colorful and upbeat addition to any beach outing. The bright colors are sure to keep the summer atmosphere lively, and it can easily fit all of your necessities. It’s a great way to keep the water, salt, and sand off of your things, and will easily wash off once you get it home. The beach is one of the few places where your Tittie Tote won’t be much more exposed than the average girl, so embrace the lovely boobs all around by sporting an extra pair on your shoulder.

Workout Supplies

Promote breast health while you improve your own health. Make a statement at the gym by using the Titty Tote as an alternative to the boring old gym bag. This bag is just as effective as any gym bag, but has the added benefit of standing for some fantastic causes. Keep your gym clothes, sneakers, water bottle, and shower supplies right by your side while you work up a sweat.

Everyday Necessities

What better way to make a fashion statement with the Titty Tote than to use it as a purse? It’s the perfect size to keep all of your day-to-day needs with you, but shows your support of societal progressiveness and Breast Cancer Awareness as well. This is the most surefire way to spread the message that the Titty Tote has to offer. Keep it by your side at all times to raise awareness and advertise your cause, while making a very exciting and impressive fashion statement.

We live in a world of hypocritical judgement and unchecked censorship. It is difficult to either express support or opposition to most issues as our voices get lost in a digital orchestra of sounds and messages emanating from our phones. Send a clear message. Say not to censorship. Say no to sexism. Say yes to a Titty Tote.

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Filthy Staff

A group of inappropriate, unconventional & disruptive professionals. Some are women, some are men, some are straight, some are gay. All are Filthy.

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