Though it might be hard to imagine, sometimes a dick can get a little boring. Especially if it’s little. What is a woman to do when she just isn’t getting what she wants out of her man? Let us take a look around and discover all of the wonderful, unusual, and weird things you can have sex with. There are phallus shaped items everywhere you look; but please don’t try to fuck the top of a skyscraper, that could end really badly. Men, if you see some of these items lying around the house, maybe it’s time to step up your game a bit. But don’t you worry, ain’t nothing like the real thing, baby. She is bound to come back to you soon enough, and when she does, make sure she comes hard. No one wants to be permanently replaced with a popsicle. There is nothing wrong with experimenting from time to time. Changing things up can sometimes be a good thing. And if something goes terribly awry, feel free to seek medical attention to make sure you didn’t cause any permanent damage during the throes of self-induced passion. In the end, however, no matter how fun it is to try these things out, you still need a warm body to spoon when your done…
Join us and answer the immortal question of whether or not these girls have butt plugs or not. A butt plug is a sex toy that is designed to be inserted into the rectum for sexual pleasure. In some ways, they are similar to a dildo, but they tend to be shorter, and have a flanged end to prevent the device from being lost inside the rectum.
Imagine creating your dream girl who doesn’t argue, complain, PMS, nag or say “I’m too tired” when you’re looking for some action. Its a concept that seems almost impossible to conjure up in your mind. But synthetic girlfriends are more popular than ever. The sex doll market makes billions of dollars every year. Many well known stars make good bank on their sex doll molds. Belladonna and the notorious Sasha Grey, two of the most well-known porn stars in the adult entertainment industry, have their own sex dolls on the retail market. Hell, Lady Gaga teamed up with a sex doll vendor to make a Gaga sex doll. While those dolls are designed to resemble your favorite porn and pop stars, Realdoll creator, Matt McMullen has made it possible for you to create your dream girl, from head to toe, and everything in between.
Sex toys are a booming industry. They have helped bring fun and intimacy to the bedroom. But what could be better when you can incorporate sex and exercise at the same time? And when I say exercise, I am not referring to the cardiovascular kind or even the kind that involves weight lifting or standing on your head, I am referring to the kind of exercise that every woman has heard of, whether they have had a baby or not. I am referring to the dreaded Kegel exercise.
Technology creates sexology improves. Technology has evolved to its current state largely thanks to the invisible hand of pornography. The adult entertainment industry was pioneering technology long before Silicon Valley existed. While Hollywood executives shrunk from the release of the VCR and later the internet, the erotic entertainment industry seized these new markets as new opportunity. The contributions of erotic markets to technological evolution are largely overlooked, namely due to the fact that these markets are still seen as taboo by the masses. Whether the public realizes it or not, the porn industry has grabbed technology and applied it to consumers needs, wants, and desires since the 19th century.
At a recent presentation for an interactive video sex game, one of the coders turned to us and said, “it’s all the fun of sex, with none of the mess.” The video game industry has had a rocky relationship with defining what is and is not too graphic when it comes to sex. While HBO’s Game of Thronesand the BDSM-filled novel 50 Shades of Grey are common topics in casual conversation, sex in a video game causes legislators to stand erect in bipartisan union and rabble-rouse about the state of gaming. Games that riddle characters with blood-oozing bullet-holes or see players blown apart are perfectly acceptable, but throw sex into a game and concerned mothers start ranting about the immorality of society, all while their children sit at home with an Xbox controller in hand. What happens when gamers wear a VR headset and enter the gaming world, when the black mirror preventing full immersion is broken? To know the future of sex in video games one must first understand its conception.
You wont find these LELO products in the night stand of a room at a Motel 6. LELO is more interested in the discerning connoisseur of the erotica. Targeted at a privileged explorer at the sex bazaar, LELO's luxury products are more likely to turn up at The Four Seasons. When you can afford the best why bother with the rest. You wouldn't find a LELO toy in the glove compartment of a Hyundai but you might in a Lexus SUV. Marketed at the on the run working woman who wants to know she can get off when she needs to, and get on when she wants to. Make her feel like she deserves. Nothing will get her off like a LELO toy.
It takes practice to become a skilled masturbator. The bottom line is that whether a woman has had difficulty achieving an orgasm or not, knowing how to use a vibrator works wonders. It just does, and it is that simple. The most popular is the basic battery operated, made to closely resemble a penis. If God wanted something else up there, he would have hung it between man’s legs. Years ago, before it was ok to say vibrator, women referred the magic wands as facial massagers. Today's shapes and sizes are less conducive to contouring and more about injecting.
Pack an orgasm in your purse. Bullet vibrators are a great addition to any sex toy collection. Bullets offer added fun to your relationship. They send one of two messages: keep out, or better I am prepping so I can keep you in. Bring them to the office or use them in the shower. Bullet vibrators are fun for everyone.
Some toys don’t need to be signed at ComicCon. Clark Kent isn’t likely to show up on your Tinder. Batman isn’t on any online dating sites. Wonder Woman isn't taking care of herself in her Invisible Jet. Geeks need somewhere to turn to satisfy their superhero fantasies. Ridiculous geek sex toys can lighten up those awkward moments when two geeks disrobe and find out a Clark Kent look a like doesn't have a super sized penis. Wonder woman look a like may not have a golden lasso but she still enjoys being tied up. Geek sex toys are a great way to bring your favorite hero into bed.
Go beyond Naked Twister or mind numbing Sex Monopoly; Use these erotic board games to bring new meaning to the phrase "game night." Some games can only have two players, some two couples and some much more. Couples sex games can mean more than one couple, and feel free to mix up the teams. So don't just play with yourself, because playing with someone else can be so much more fun. If you're lucky, you end up choosing an adult sex game where the only rules you need to follow are the ones that cum with the game.