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  • Filthy Staff
    Published 4 years ago
    This Crazy Penis Art Will Give You Nightmares

    This Crazy Penis Art Will Give You Nightmares

    A whopping 72 percent of men choose overly masculine nicknames for their best friend. They christen their private parts with something they believe defines their machismo. Unfortunately, when these same men introduce their penis to their potential sex partner, 72 percent of women giggle. Ironically 59 percent of these same men claim it was their girlfriend or boyfriend that thought of the name in the first place. Nearly 20 percent say that their partner named the penis within the first two weeks of dating. Hence, time is truly the great equalizer of all things. Hard to keep calling it the Jackhammer at 58.
  • Filthy Staff
    Published 4 years ago
    Men’s Guide to an Explosive Orgasm

    Men’s Guide to an Explosive Orgasm

    Perhaps the male orgasm is as mysterious as the female orgasm. Probably not. Since men seem to achieve orgasm about 110 percent of the time, we can only take a look at what can make it better, not more likely to happen. The male lasting long enough for both partners to achieve orgasm is the main goal for most couples, but that is easier said than done. Most of the men interviewed for the following study had adhered to the traditional methods of controlling orgasm—mental distractions such as thinking about a mathematical problem or conjuring up a distant scene, or physical distractions such as biting the lip or pinching the skin (the premise being that pain will override the sensation of orgasm and thus delay it). Some men found extra pleasure in being sensuously caressed and others experimented with drugs in order to achieve a more intense and powerful orgasm.
  • Robert Chartham
    Published 4 years ago
    Alpha Male Fantasy

    Alpha Male Fantasy

    Louis C. is a 34-year-old, 6’ man in generally good health, except for a touch of phlebitis. Although he is developing something of a paunch, Louis C. has powerful, sloping shoulders and looks as if he might have been a good athlete in his youth. As sales manager for a medium-size corporation, he averages $20,000 a year.
  • Robert Chartham
    Published 4 years ago
    Fur Fetish Fantasy

    Fur Fetish Fantasy

    Marian K. is a 26-year-old, 5’5”; woman in good health. She has long, red hair wound tightly on top of her head, brown eyes, and a full but sulky mouth that is turned down at the corners. She is divorced, has one child, and supports herself as a pianist in cocktail bars.
  • Filthy Staff
    Published 4 years ago
    Making of a Synthetic Girlfriend

    Making of a Synthetic Girlfriend

    Imagine creating your dream girl who doesn’t argue, complain, PMS, nag or say “I’m too tired” when you’re looking for some action. Its a concept that seems almost impossible to conjure up in your mind. But synthetic girlfriends are more popular than ever. The sex doll market makes billions of dollars every year. Many well known stars make good bank on their sex doll molds. Belladonna and the notorious Sasha Grey, two of the most well-known porn stars in the adult entertainment industry, have their own sex dolls on the retail market. Hell, Lady Gaga teamed up with a sex doll vendor to make a Gaga sex doll. While those dolls are designed to resemble your favorite porn and pop stars, Realdoll creator, Matt McMullen has made it possible for you to create your dream girl, from head to toe, and everything in between.
  • Filthy Staff
    Published 4 years ago
    Understanding Sexual Fantasies

    Understanding Sexual Fantasies

    Harold M. is a 47-year-old, 5'9" man who is in generally good health although he is a bit anemic. Apart from being a pharmacist, he is married, has two children, and earns about $30,000 a year. He is almost completely bald and wears a brown toupee. His fantasy world is based on past experiences and the text that follows is written from his perspective.