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Not Safe For Work. From analyses of fantasies to erotic fiction, this is content you don't want your boss to catch you reading.

  • JUDITH D
    Published 3 years ago
    The Bullet or The Egg

    The Bullet or The Egg

    The main issue for a woman cumming every time is that you need to get on top, cowgirl style, and get your clitoris pumped. One fast easy way is using a bullet or egg vibrator during sex.
  • Kai Storm
    Published 3 years ago
    My Daddy Wants To...

    My Daddy Wants To...

    HE: "I want to try that and I know you want to too. You write about it all the time so why can't we try it?"
  • Sarah Sparks
    Published 3 years ago
    Pubic Hair or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love My Muff

    Pubic Hair or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love My Muff

    I have recently read Caitlin Moran's How to Be a Woman. I was struck by her chapter on body hair, specifically pubic hair and our present cultural obsession with female pubic hair (or the lack of it). She suggests that having a nice hairy muff might even be a political action. It got me thinking about pubes and the ridiculous amount of thought women put into them. Women are no longer meant to have a "dark tangle of pubic hair" between their legs. We are meant to be bald between our legs, smooth as eggs, not a stray hair out of place that might find it's errant way between someone's teeth as they go down on you.
  • Sarah Sparks
    Published 3 years ago
    Nobody Gave Me an Owner's Manual for My Vagina

    Nobody Gave Me an Owner's Manual for My Vagina

    I've been thinking a lot about vaginas this week. I suspect anyone who owns one actually thinks and worries about it quite a bit. I also suspect those who don't own one think about them a lot too. Maybe I'm thinking about vaginas because I'm going in for clinical treatments again and that means I will have a lot of nurses and doctors poking around down there. Maybe it's because I'm reading feminist manifestos again. Maybe it's because my uterine lining is shedding, I'm bleeding like someone shived me, and it hurts like a sonuvabitch. Whatever the impetus for this train of thought is, I've been thinking about muffs, vags, minges, lady bits, pussies, cunts, twats, caverns, holes, carpets, mounds, vulvas, etc., etc. and now I'm gonna write about them.
  • WayV Poe
    Published 3 years ago
    Nocturnal Nymphomatics

    Nocturnal Nymphomatics

    Lavender oils to lather your brown skin,
  • McLellan Karen
    Published 3 years ago
    Reunited At Last

    Reunited At Last

    Reunited at last.
  • J.C. Marie
    Published 3 years ago
    Learning Curve

    Learning Curve

    Masturbation is a very important time in a young woman's life. However, it is very easy to get overwhelmed by the experience, especially when one is ready to upgrade to sex toys from fingers. There are so many different types, sizes, speeds, it can be a scary process. Well, have no fear. I am here to provide advice on how to pick sex toys based on the ones I picked out for myself all those years ago.
  • Alexa Martinez
    Published 3 years ago
    Office Discipline (Part One)

    Office Discipline (Part One)

    I couldn't believe it. Anger doesn't go anywhere near describing how I felt. I'd been working here, in this office, for five years and I'd done pretty well. Maybe I could be a little outspoken at times but if people don't perform then they need to know about it. If they don't then performance dips, doesn't it? In the world of finance you only get split-second chances and if you miss them you lose millions. I know that I was not officially in charge of the department but I took on the role naturally. A born leader.
  • Alexa Martinez
    Published 3 years ago
    A Perfect Future?

    A Perfect Future?

    I slammed the phone down on my desk and breathed in. Three deep breaths, I told myself. Calm down. I pressed the intercom to my secretary. "Hold my calls for five minutes, Candy."
  • Samantha James
    Published 3 years ago
    Snack on Me

    Snack on Me

    It was a typical Friday night, everyone was laughing, drinks were flowing and I felt sexy and excited. There was no intention of what was to happen, but then again, my body seems to take over when she is offered pleasure.
  • Alexa Lovely
    Published 3 years ago
    The Triangle Of Submission: What You Need To Know About Triangle Piercings

    The Triangle Of Submission: What You Need To Know About Triangle Piercings

    So I decided to finally get over it and go get what is my last genital piercing. I wanted to write about it because maybe I can offer some insight to others like myself that found little information or experiences to read about. I am going to talk about a lot of things regarding a triangle piercing because I think that what info out there is largely graphic and scary stories that could easily give someone a skewed view of the piercing. Let’s start from the beginning.
  • Matt Cates
    Published 3 years ago
    7 of the Internet's Most Insanely Viral Photos!

    7 of the Internet's Most Insanely Viral Photos!

    Everyone loves viral photographs, which is why they go viral in the first place.