Sixty-Nine Reasons to Fall for Love

1. The Sun is out with a hot smile in winter

2. The Moon’s form is still far from closure

3. The trees appear to be happy outside

4. She looks at you with love in her eyes

5. She smiles every time that you look at her

6. You feel lost when she is not close by

7. You feel the need to follow her around

8. You miss her as soon as she leaves the room

9. You want to help her when she takes off her clothes

10. You want to live forever when you see her naked

11. You want to see her naked all the time

12. You want to smell her panties as you peel them off

13. You want to wear her panties on your head

14. You get excited just thinking about her panties

15. You want to die between her breasts

16. You want to hear her say that they are yours as well

17. She offers you her breasts with the coffee or tea

18. You run after her when you see her ass

19. You love holding her buttocks for dear life

20. You often spread them for no good reason

21. You always understand the reason

22. You kiss her ass with both love and lust

23. You kiss her ass to feel its warmth after she sat down

24. You kiss her ass because you need to kiss her ass

25. You consider her pussy to be the meaning of life

26. You know that her pussy is the meaning of life

27. You dream about her pussy as soon as you wake up

28. You look at her when she is asleep

29. You whisper that you love her in both ears

30. You lick her ears both outside and inside

31. You kiss her nose at least five times each day

32. You kiss her lips until one of you cannot breathe

33. You cover her entire body with kisses

34. Your kisses never miss even one centimetre (inches are for pricks)

35. You count her fingers when you kiss them

36. You count her toes when you kiss them and linger

37. You stop to breathe deeply when you reach her pussy

38. You spend around an hour to convey your hello

39. You treat her pussy as if it was her mouth

40. You look at her face from time to time

41. You do so to breathe and see her loving eyes

42. You speak to her pussy in as many languages as you can

43. You listen for her silence as much as her words

44. You pray while you lick it as it senses your prayers

45. You thank it for being there for you to adore

46. You wait around a minute for her orgasm to subside

47. You start all over again unless she asks you to stop

48. You ask her if there is anything else that she wants

49. If she says nothing, you ask her again

50. If she smiles, you lick her pussy again

51. If she says no, that it is your turn

52. You reply that you can wait for her to unwind

53. You look forward to love her again

54. You look at her breasts and then at her face

55. You suddenly start to consider all her triangles

56. One triangle with her mouth and nipples

57. Another triangle with her nipples and pussy

58. Another triangle with her nipples and clitoris

59. Another triangle with her pussy and great toes

60. Another triangle with her nipples and your mouth

61. You keep thinking of triangles until circles come to mind

62. You realise that most of her orifices are not circles

63. You also figure out that you have to spread them to make circles

64. You suddenly think of the sixty-nine

65. You smile at the thought of the two circles inside

66. You may also realise that your heads are series of circles

67. You imagine that you are in a sixty-nine

68. You love her so much that you want to die

69. She looks forward to another sixty-nine

69 Hits of 1969

1. The 5th Dimension — Aquarius/Let the Sunshine In
2. Donovan — Atlantis
3. Creedence Clearwater Revival — Bad Moon Rising
4. The Move — Blackberry Way
5. The Beatles — Come Together
6. Tommy James and the Shondells — Crimson and Clover
7. Tommy Roe — Dizzy
8. Bee Gees — Don’t Forget to Remember
9. Creedence Clearwater Revival — Down on the Corner
10. Sly & the Family Stone — Everyday People
11. Creedence Clearwater Revival — Fortunate Son
12. Manfred Mann — Fox on the Run
13. Glen Campbell — Galveston
14. Joe South — Games People Play
15. The Beatles & Billy Preston — Get Back
16. The Youngbloods — Get Together
17. Plastic Ono Band — Give Peace a Chance
18. Oliver — Good Morning Starshine
19. The Cowsills — Hair
20. The Ventures — Hawaii Five-O
21. Amen Corner (If Paradise Is) Half as Nice
22. The Hollies — He Ain’t Heavy, He’s My Brother
23. The Rolling Stones — Honky Tonk Women
24. Sly & the Family Stone — Hot Fun in the Summertime
25. Bee Gees — I Started a Joke
26. The Jackson 5 — I Want You Back
27. Bobbie Gentry / Dionne Warwick — I’ll Never Fall in Love Again
28. Elvis Presley — In the Ghetto
29. Zager & Evans — In the Year 2525 (Exordium & Terminus)
30. Desmond Dekker & the Aces — Israelites
31. Jane Birkin & Serge Gainsbourg — Je t’aime… moi non plus
32. Oliver — Jean
33. Bob Dylan — Lay Lady Lay
34. Peter, Paul and Mary — Leaving on a Jet Plane
35. Jethro Tull — Living in the Past
36. Henry Mancini Orchestra & Chorus — Love Theme from ‘Romeo & Juliet’
37. Sir Douglas Quintet — Mendocino
38. Stevie Wonder — My Cherie Amour
39. Frank Sinatra — My Way
40. Steam — Na Na Hey Hey Kiss Him Goodbye
41. The Beatles / Marmalade — Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da
42. The Edwin Hawkins Singers — Oh Happy Day
43. Three Dog Night — One
44. The Who — Pinball Wizard
45. Creedence Clearwater Revival — Proud Mary
46. Jackie DeShannon — Put a Little Love in Your Heart
47. B.J. Thomas — Raindrops Keep Fallin’ on My Head
48. Robin Gibb — Saved by the Bell
49. The Beatles — Something
50. Thunderclap Newman — Something in the Air
51. Dusty Springfield — Son of a Preacher Man
52. The Hollies — Sorry Suzanne
53. David Bowie — Space Oddity
54. The Archies — Sugar, Sugar
55. Elvis Presley — Suspicious Minds
56. Neil Diamond — Sweet Caroline
57. R.B. Greaves — Take a Letter Maria
58. The Beatles — The Ballad of John and Yoko
59. Simon & Garfunkel — The Boxer
60. Noel Harrison — The Windmills of Your Mind
61. Jay and the Americans — This Magic Moment
62. The Zombies — Time of the Season
63. The Doors — Touch Me
64. Classics IV feat. Dennis Yost — Traces
65. The 5th Dimension — Wedding Bell Blues
66. Peter Sarstedt — Where Do You Go To (My Lovely)?
67. Led Zeppelin — Whole Lotta Love
68. Stevie Wonder — Yester-Me, Yester-You, Yesterday
69. The Turtles — You Showed Me